The Monkey's Paw Game

[Opium]

You do, but then everyone else runs away!

I wish I could wish on a star and have it happen instantly.

[whoiam]

Whilst all upon-a-star wishes become instant, the number of shooting stars drops immediately to 0, and stays there forever.

I wish I had my own antimatter reactor...

[Chancellor Valium]

Originally Posted by whoiam

Whilst all upon-a-star wishes become instant, the number of shooting stars drops immediately to 0, and stays there forever.

I wish I had my own antimatter reactor...

It blows up in your face.

I wish that people would stop making me electrocute htem....

[Xeroc]

Okay, now they make you electrocute yourself! :twisted:


I wish for twice as much time in each day to get all this dang work done.

[NeoMatrix]

You also get twice the work.

I wish I can find a better job

I wish I could convince (Formerly) Darth Revan to come back from the past with me and teach some sweet fighting moves to Yodck.

Are you referring to the Star Wars Knights of the Republic game?

[whoiam]

You can find the job, easily enough, but you can never get it.

(yes, he is)

I wish I was a lumberjack...

[Chancellor Valium]

Originally Posted by whoiam

You can find the job, easily enough, but you can never get it.

(yes, he is)

I wish I was a lumberjack...

You are, but everyone is scared of you because of your obsession with wearing nothing but a bra...

(yes, he is indeed...and a very good game it is too! Just don't get the sequel :wink: )

I wish that people would stop meddling with causality, continuity and space/time in general...

[Xeroc]

Now everything's boring!


I wish for better reception on this dang cellphone.

[Chancellor Valium]

Now there is. And it's not your cellphone, so you get turned on by the police-sheep of Beaumaris,who eat you :twisted:

I wish that ALL fora were more active.....

[Xeroc]

They are ... with Spambots!


I wish ... for Pie!

[whoiam]

You get PIE... of LEOLA ROOTS!

I wish I could see Neelix dismembered by the rest of the Voyager Crew.

[richardson]

He does, but then your favorite character becomes annoying as a replacement.

(The sequal wasn't so bad. Kinda sucky ending though. Still cool. Less numbers.)

I wish I could sick Q on Vallium for a little bit, AND TAKE OVER FMC!!!!!!

*Psyco Evil Laugh.*

[Chancellor Valium]

You do, unfortunately, though, I bore him to death with the past twenty-thousand years of holiday snaps....

(I don't agree. The end is sucky, but the large amount of cut content makes a nonsense of the plot)

I wish McCheese!

[Xeroc]

Error -42: wishes must be complete sentences.


I wish this computer would work perfectly.

[whoiam]

It does, but never when you are around.

I wish I'd used a Genie's lamp instead of this stupid Monkey's Paw...

[richardson]

Every wish, corrupts he does! Insane you go! *Yoda like laugh.*

Found do I wish my running mate, annoying it is with such silence.

[whoiam]

The monkey's paw takes as long to translate your wish as I did, and you have died of old age before it finishes.

I wish it were raining latinum, without the worthless gold casing...

[Xeroc]

Okay, but lots of people get seriously injured, including you, and it's worthless because now everyone has more than they want.


I wish I could run at the speed of light (or less, at my option), without getting hurt in any way.

[whoiam]

The first time you make it to lightspeed, relative time dilation means that by the time you have finished your 10 minute morning jog, everyone you know has died of old age and *PIE HAS BECOME EXTINCT*!

I wish everyone here thought I was lazy.

[persianmouse]

We already do. That's why we call you "slothiam" behind your back.

I wish I hadn't stayed away from here for so long, the place sure looks different.