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Old 09-11-2005, 11:22 PM
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Q: How do I get to wollongong?

A: He was farting sparks, I tell you!
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Old 09-12-2005, 02:43 AM
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Q: WHAT was he doing?

A: I now know why you're held within the walls of Camp Banana Cream Pie...
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Old 09-12-2005, 04:49 AM
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Q: And just why should I tell you the secret behind the chilli joke?

A: They shall fall before me like chaff before the storming of a room!
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Old 09-12-2005, 05:08 AM
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Q: Are you gonna make popcorn?


A: Okay, we'll go get a slupree.
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Old 09-12-2005, 11:09 AM
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Q: Can we please go get a slurpee now?

A: Hmm, I've never seen this deck on Voyager before
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Old 09-12-2005, 01:42 PM
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Q: So, where exactly are you?

A: That question bothers me. It should be taken out and shot.
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Old 09-13-2005, 03:13 AM
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A: Not in this lifetime bud.
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Old 09-13-2005, 05:37 AM
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Q: Will you eat this chilli cheese pie with pudding on the side?


A: Before I go, remember to tell that again.
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Old 09-13-2005, 08:32 AM
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A: Conquistador coffee: Brings a new meaning to the word "vomit"!
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Old 09-13-2005, 10:32 AM
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Q: What the bloody hell is this stuff?

A: We're onto the emergency backup supply - we're onto the Dogs' Milk.
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Old 09-14-2005, 12:35 PM
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Q: Why are the lights so low? What are the power packs like?

A: Karl. It was Karl!
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Old 09-14-2005, 09:41 PM
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Q. This topic is still going?

A. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
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Old 09-14-2005, 09:45 PM
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Q: You had a nightmare? What were you dreaming about?

A: P.P.P.P.Pick up a PIE!
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Old 09-14-2005, 10:31 PM
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Q: 10 seconds to come up with a sentence beginning with the letter P and involving Pie.


A: What the !@#$%^&*?
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Old 09-14-2005, 11:19 PM
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A: No.
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Old 09-15-2005, 12:59 AM
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A: There is something different about this place, but I can't put my finger on it.
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Old 09-15-2005, 02:31 AM
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A: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Old 09-15-2005, 05:02 AM
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Q: Vote for Pedro.


A: Well actually...no *backs away slowly*
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Old 09-16-2005, 03:03 AM
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Old 09-16-2005, 03:42 AM
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Q: Where can I vote for Pedro?


A: Don't vote for Pedro.
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