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Old 08-24-2005, 03:50 AM
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Old 08-24-2005, 05:35 AM
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Old 08-24-2005, 08:19 AM
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Old 08-24-2005, 10:39 AM
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A: yes evil and from the future and stinging....hey my identities mix...noooooooooooooooo :!:
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Old 08-24-2005, 11:50 AM
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Old 08-24-2005, 12:47 PM
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A: :shock: hey it was the swarm of nanorobots over there
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Old 08-24-2005, 01:15 PM
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Old 08-24-2005, 01:40 PM
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Old 08-24-2005, 11:30 PM
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A: I'll have to think about it to find an appropriate OLP lyric...and then answer you later.
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A: "Intruder Alert! Alert Cancelled! Intruder Alert! Intruder Cancelled! All Intruders, please report to the detention center..."
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Old 09-10-2005, 10:38 AM
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Old 09-11-2005, 11:57 AM
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A: It's really not about Star Trek, but about justice!
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Old 09-11-2005, 06:35 PM
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Old 09-11-2005, 08:15 PM
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Old 09-11-2005, 08:18 PM
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