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#4721
07-27-2005, 11:10 PM
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Q: What does your pet Sith Lord think of Star Wars: Episode III?
A: Your feeble skills are no match for the power of PIE!
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#4722
07-27-2005, 11:26 PM
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Q: Well, I can type about 40 corrected words a minute.
A: Sure, sure, that's fine.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4723
07-28-2005, 08:26 AM
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Q: Mind if I conquer the world now?
A: No! You're just my lowly minion!
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry
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#4724
07-28-2005, 04:52 PM
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Q: Can I touch your Saber of Ultimate Power, m'Lord?
A: Ewwwwww...I think it used to be a monkey.
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I can kill you with my brain.
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#4725
07-29-2005, 06:42 AM
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Q: Hey, cake!
A: PIE!
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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#4726
07-29-2005, 02:22 PM
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Q: So, what is the substance on which the eTrektion shall be weighed?
A: A small village in Northumberland commanding spectacular views of the Nene Valley.
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4727
07-30-2005, 05:52 AM
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Q: So, where did you lose your virginity?
A: Nobody loves your Herbert, you are an ugly and stupid penguin.
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I can kill you with my brain.
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#4728
07-30-2005, 08:14 AM
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Q: Have you hugged your Snape today?
A: I love him! He rules! How DARE you say that about...wait, what where you talking about?
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4729
07-30-2005, 01:38 PM
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Q: Don't you hate red snapper?
A: Ask the Sandman.
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4730
07-30-2005, 02:37 PM
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Q: What happened to Metallica?
A: When in doubt, blame Sum-41
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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#4731
07-30-2005, 06:22 PM
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Q: Why does everything on the radio fucking suck?!
A: Well, it turns out it wasn't an ugly Chihuahua after all, it was my great uncle Ernie, and my aunt Lullabelle was PISSED!
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I can kill you with my brain.
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#4732
07-30-2005, 06:39 PM
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Q: So what happened when you flushed that chihuahua down the toilet repeatedly until it died?
A: I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake....
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4733
07-31-2005, 03:10 AM
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Q: Llama?
A: Llama!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4734
07-31-2005, 03:37 AM
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Q: Duck?
A: And that's why Sum-41 is awesome!
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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#4735
07-31-2005, 03:38 AM
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Q: Did you just become deaf?
A: I hate you, and everything about you, I hope you choke to death on a pretzel, or some sort of cheesey doodle-thing.
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I can kill you with my brain.
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#4736
07-31-2005, 03:40 AM
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Q: Hi! I'm Ringo Starr!
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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#4737
07-31-2005, 08:04 AM
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Q: Hey, you know, Sum 41 is pretty cool. Are you listening? Can you hear me? Where are you? *waits for non-existent answer*
A: It's all about socks, Sum 41, and pie.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4738
07-31-2005, 12:04 PM
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Q: So what is your new book My Personal Hades about?
A: TAKE OFF EVERY 'ZIG'! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4739
08-02-2005, 12:39 AM
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Q: Shouldzig Izig talkzig likezig thiszig?
A: ? :shock:
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4740
08-02-2005, 12:23 PM
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Q: You are now dazed and confused
A: Þ
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