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[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0]"Has no-one told you she's not breathing--hello"



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Skinnamarinky dinky dink, skinnamarinky doooo![/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Name a phrase that PHJ has gotten strange looks for for singing in the middle of the street.


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: The northern continent of twelth moon of the fifth planet of the Splerial Alpha system.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where did the Tribbles originally come from, before they magically teleported to Qo'nos to make sure they got exterminated by the Klingons?

A: They came back to demonstrate their fury.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What would have been the plot to the cancelled TOS movie with Khan's family and friends?

A: Murder mysteries that make sense, but not to Tuvok[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What is Agatha Christie known for writing?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: They were eaten alive by the mutant midges.[/colorost_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What [uost_uid0]really[/uost_uid0] happened to the people of Terra Nova?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] 4,334,991,002.593411011[/colorost_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: [iost_uid0]Guys and Dolls[/iost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you call a musical featuring Guy Lafleur and Dolly Parton imperonators (besides 'horrible')?

A: He had it comin'.[/colorost_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] You shot Soval, didn't you John?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Is that a trick question?[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What is the usual reply to the question "What's small, purple, has two dozen legs and is crawling up your left arm?" when they're in Phlox's sickbay?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: The Grand High Exalted Green One.[/colorost_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What is, according to some thingie from the future, the real identity of the evil future guy?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Can't tell you. Temporal prime directive.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. But Zeke, how soon is "soon"?

A. Well, that's what can happen when a short-sighted madman bent on revenge mistakes an oak sapling for his hated adversary.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Why did Chokotay have sudden pains in his a**?

Oops, look below[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did Chokotay have sudden pains in his a**?

A: Cooking marshmellows with the warp core[/colorost_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What was the real cause for Voyager to crash in the episode [iost_uid0]Timeless.[/iost_uid0]

A. Pea porridge hot, pea porridge cold, pea porridge in a pot five days old.[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What has often been joked by the crew of the [iost_uid0]Voyager[/iost_uid0] as being the extent of Neelix's cooking repetiore?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: "He turned into a monke-" *BAM*[/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. "Tell me," said Q, "Did you see what happened to your friend over there, when [iost_uid0]he[/iost_uid0] told me I looked bad in this suit?"

A. He had to fill out Form 2742A, "Amphibious Lifeforms Filing Postmortally."[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the second most dreaded torture after the Chest Implosion?

A: The water won't evaporate.[/colorost_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What happens to water when you [uost_uid0]don't[/uost_uid0] heat it?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Haha, don't you just hate it when that happens?[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are you all confused, lost, and dont know where you parked your car?

A: Blame the Borg[/colorost_uid0]