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Q: What did you say?
A: It's from Star Trek: The Musical.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: Why did the Doc sng, but NOT heal Tuvok's Pon-far?
A: It's like a Play-Station that got it's arse kicked by a Gamecube
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Q: So how did your Smartcar look after you put it through a car wash?
A: Life is waiting for you. It's all messed up but we'll survive.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: WAAAAAAAAH! I just spilled my cup of milk EVERYWHERE! *sniffle*
A: And that's why you shouldn't touch it. |
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Q: Ow! TopHatMan hit for touching his top hat!
A: Stardate...um...June 5: Everything's boring.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: So what happened in space on June 5th?
A: No, he was even worse than Melllvar from 'Futurama'.
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Q: How was Jar Binks in "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith"? Was he better than other strange aliens?
A: Ouch, that's just bad!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: Hey is that the repeat of 'These Are The Voyages.' Bermaga's 'Valentine' to Star Trek fans?
A: No, I woke up in Connecticut, wearing a Hello Kitty t-shirt, penniless, with only a receipt for 12 emus from 'Emus-R-Us' in my pockets.
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Q: Did you go to NeoMatrix's wedding on the weekend?
A: Yah, that's...um...nice. I need to go...stand over there *does so*.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: My Head is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!
A: Er...... it was...... my dog?
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Q: I wonder where Paris Hilton got her chihiaha from?
A: He's dead, Grissom.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: Is he alive Nick?
A: It gives CPR! :mrgreen:
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Q: What does this Ecklie RoboCSI 2.0 do, exactly?
A: I think it was Sara.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: Who punched Hank?
A: I blame Greg
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Q: Who made the hottness factor go up so high on CSI?
A: Riiiight. Ecklie. Suuuure.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: Ecklie is cool now!
A: Um... I'm out of ideas (16 more!)
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Q: Who do you think shot Sherlock?
A: It's all in the little grey cells.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: Where did all the mojor cities in The States go?
A: I don't think I like that idea... (12)
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Q: Hey, Grissom, let's kill all those pesky bugs!
A: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I mean, um, maybe.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: Have you seen my money?
A: I hope it changes (10)
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