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06-08-2003, 03:13 AM
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 ost_uid0]Q: What's the plural of Mirum Furlan?A: The voices in Taya's head tell me I'm sane.[/color ost_uid0]
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06-08-2003, 03:17 AM
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ost_uid0][color=whiteost_uid0].[/colorost_uid0]Q. Sa'ar, why are you acting so upset? A. Um, whoops...Anyone got more bubblegum?[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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#245
06-08-2003, 08:52 AM
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ost_uid0]Q.Sa'ar: So what exactly [iost_uid0]did[/iost_uid0] you do on the 47th, Mr. Galactic?A. You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV They told me, they'd scold me, But I'd still tune in every show, My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO, The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)* *lyrics from Poodle hat, Weird Al's brand new album!! woooo!![/color ost_uid0]
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Oh, i\'m back. Really! This time, for sure.
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#246
06-08-2003, 11:51 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: So, my parents keep telling me I watch too much TV. What would you do?A: It's a game. Yeesh![/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#247
06-08-2003, 12:42 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. What is monopoly?A. Chicken pot pie and I don't care.[/color ost_uid0]
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Dental Hygienists are X-Rayted. *´¨) ¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·`Floss Naked!
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#248
06-08-2003, 01:54 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Which pie is you're favorite and do you know mine?A: None I can think of right now.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#249
06-08-2003, 01:58 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Which websites work perfectly on every browser?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Just push that button on the wall, take five steps back, two steps to the left and sing "Faith of the Heart" while looking at that hole in the wall.[i ost_uid0]Some of you wouldn't happen to know an alternative to the Framespacing attribute, which only works with IE and Opera? I really need my frames without any space inbetween. Thanx![/iost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry
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#250
06-08-2003, 02:00 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. What happens in that new commercial for Vanilla Coke?A. A llama and a pig farmer.[/color ost_uid0]
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Dental Hygienists are X-Rayted. *´¨) ¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·`Floss Naked!
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#251
06-08-2003, 02:31 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. In order to help distract yourself from the wafting aromas of Neelix's meals, who should you choose as your dining companions?A. Vic Fontaine in "Steamboat Willie."[/color ost_uid0]
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Sal: Where\'s he goin\'? Joyce: To get his nachitos back from the aliens. Sal: What? By himself? --It\'s Walky!, David Willis
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#252
06-08-2003, 06:05 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What is the main attracation at this years DS9 Scotchtoberfest?[b ost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: "I said bring me the Doctor, not the EMH you berk!"[/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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#253
06-08-2003, 09:31 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: After Voyager got home, where there were real doctors, what did Tuvok tell Janeway when she brought Voyager's EMH to help him?A: Picard and Janeway's marriage[/color ost_uid0]
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#254
06-08-2003, 11:08 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What was voted by Trek fans as the second most improbable event that could take place between Janeway and any other character from any of the series?[b ost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: His brain imploded.(The most improbable, by the way, was Janeway commenting to Jadzia Dax on how much she likes Neelix's "coffee".)[/color ost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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#255
06-09-2003, 01:30 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What happened when Neelix tried to comprehend "The Joy of Cooking" and make some yummy meals?A: Crusher and Picard eating ice cream on a balmy evening in Whistler.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#256
06-09-2003, 05:24 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Seeing as how Trek is produced in Los Angeles by Americans, what location shoot will we never ever see?A: A 40 year old Bulgarian.[/color ost_uid0]
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#258
06-09-2003, 07:40 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What is Taya pining for?A: 8 hours of sleep.[/color ost_uid0]
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#259
06-09-2003, 07:44 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you get when you watch 8 episodes of Enterprise back-to-back?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] +++ Out of Cheese Error +++ MELON MELON MELON +++ Redo from Start +++p.s. sa'ar-- don't worry, I got one last night  paid through nose for it though...[/colorost_uid0]
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#260
06-09-2003, 10:45 AM
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ost_uid0]Q. Hex, what's 42 divided by 0?A. It goes without saying.[/color ost_uid0]
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Sal: Where\'s he goin\'? Joyce: To get his nachitos back from the aliens. Sal: What? By himself? --It\'s Walky!, David Willis
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