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Old 04-01-2005, 07:33 PM
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Old 04-02-2005, 12:19 AM
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Q: You will tell me the date today.
A: Well, you see, that's because I'm actually the quiet, manipulative, seemingly-harmless type of Sith who disguises himself as an account executive on some backwater planet, so no-one ever discovers whos manipulating stuff, because people like palpatine steal all the lime-light.
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Old 04-02-2005, 12:48 AM
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A: Bang.
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Old 04-02-2005, 12:51 AM
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A: The Answer.....is...is.......42!
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Old 04-02-2005, 10:03 AM
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Old 04-02-2005, 10:30 AM
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Q: Have you heard about the One Telephone Directory--
A: No, and I don't want to. Leave me to my pie eating.
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Old 04-02-2005, 12:04 PM
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Old 04-02-2005, 12:57 PM
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A: This is between me and the egg. Stay out of it.
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Old 04-02-2005, 05:43 PM
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Q: Hey Valium.... Oh dear, looks like 42 Man is gonna have to save the egg

A: HARD-BOIL IT!
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Q: What happened to the eggs?

A: SOFT-BOIL IT!
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Old 04-04-2005, 12:58 AM
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A: That won't work; the sky is blue.
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Old 04-04-2005, 01:52 AM
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Old 04-04-2005, 04:14 AM
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A: Can it get any firmer?
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Q: And so, as we reach Critical Firmness--
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Old 04-04-2005, 10:38 AM
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Old 04-04-2005, 01:55 PM
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