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Old 03-19-2005, 11:03 PM
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Q: So what did Bill Gates say again in Corporate Macbeth?
A: I am the eggman (woo!), they are the eggmen (woo!) I am the walrus, Cuckoo K'choo!
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Old 03-20-2005, 03:23 AM
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Q: Sing that wacky song again!


A: That's a mouthful.
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Old 03-20-2005, 06:11 AM
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A: Philnia.
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Old 03-20-2005, 01:00 PM
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Q: What did you say the Czech called himself?
A: Defibrillator.
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Old 03-20-2005, 08:25 PM
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Old 03-21-2005, 03:09 AM
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Q: I need a new Bonus Card? (I work at a grocery store, and the forms for new bonus cards are green)

A: Harry, only 3 more points until you get a promotion
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Old 03-21-2005, 04:59 AM
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Q: I want to be a real wizard now!


A: That's enough out of you!
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Old 03-21-2005, 06:41 AM
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Q: And then the bad guys came and we had to catch a Mew using a regular Pokéball and the the 5MV ship crashed into Mt. Hood and a flood started and there were hailstorms and tornado warnings and Janeway came in with this huge-ass gun and started shooting the bunnies and-

A: Yes, I did! Don't deny it! DX
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Old 03-21-2005, 07:40 AM
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Q: Did you buy those Easter chocolates for yourself?


A: Yummy, carrot-flavoured chocolate!
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Old 03-21-2005, 12:03 PM
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Q: Honey, what were in these packages? I hope you saved some for me.

A: Woman see chocolate, wise man move out of way
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Old 03-22-2005, 03:01 AM
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Q: Say something mildly rude, eh?


A: Just a little, yes.
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Old 03-22-2005, 01:55 PM
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Q: Did you make the warp core breach again?

A: What? Nobody squaredances in the Alps, you idiot!
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Old 03-23-2005, 12:17 AM
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Q: Due to the incident in which someone fell off that cliff last year, we will no longer sponsor the annual Squaredancing in the Alps contest.

A: Only 4
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Old 03-23-2005, 03:27 AM
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Q: How many pies do you want?


A: No pie for you!
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Old 03-23-2005, 05:39 AM
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Q: Are you the Pie Nazi?

A: GRRRR! Take these chopsticks away and give me a fork! I'm eating pie for crying out loud!
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Old 03-25-2005, 02:52 AM
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A: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Well, maybe.
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Old 03-25-2005, 06:06 AM
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Q: Tom, do you think you will ever forgive Belanna for deleting your favorite holodeck program?

A: Computer, shut up
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Old 03-25-2005, 07:12 AM
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Q: Wesley, your idea of warp bubble is...


A: Go away.
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Old 03-25-2005, 09:55 PM
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Q: Computer, tell Wesley to go away

A: Captain, we are out of Duct tape
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Old 03-26-2005, 03:30 AM
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Q: Why is Wesley out of his quarters? Didn't we duct tape them closed? And why is talking?



A: Everyone loves duct tape!
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