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Old 02-07-2005, 02:39 AM
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Q: Hi, my name is Leela, and I am here to take you to meet Dr Zoidberg.



A: Zounds! Dis zounds like a caze fur Da Termanatore.
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Old 02-07-2005, 04:12 AM
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Q: Zinkies! Killa Robotos from Da Futua!

A: Please refrain from using that tone near my console, it may blow up randomly, killing precious redshirts
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Old 02-07-2005, 08:17 AM
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A: It's a happy day in the 'hood.
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Old 02-07-2005, 06:22 PM
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A: This must be the world of missing socks
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Old 02-07-2005, 11:22 PM
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A: Not a chance. Ever. Really.


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Old 02-08-2005, 02:04 AM
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A: Blame the muffin, it's always the muffin's fault!
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Old 02-08-2005, 06:27 AM
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A: Google it.
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Old 02-08-2005, 06:29 AM
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A: Wow, that was a great idea. I found what I was looking for.
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Old 02-08-2005, 06:34 AM
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Q: Did you go to Ikea for that orange couch and pink feather carpet like I said you should?


A: No, an orange couch and pink feather carpet would go wonderfully with that!
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Old 02-08-2005, 06:36 AM
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Q: Should I get the blue couch and the verber carpet to go with my comfy chair?

A: Yes, it's quite comfy
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Old 02-08-2005, 07:15 AM
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A: That is soooo January.
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Old 02-08-2005, 10:11 PM
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A: [thisisnotatag][/andneitheristhis]
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Old 02-09-2005, 06:24 AM
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Old 02-09-2005, 06:25 AM
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A: He loves that band.
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Old 02-09-2005, 02:02 PM
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A: Everything today is thoroughly modern, check your personality, everything today makes yesterday slow.........
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Old 02-10-2005, 04:42 AM
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Old 02-10-2005, 06:01 AM
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Old 02-11-2005, 02:31 AM
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Old 02-11-2005, 05:42 AM
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