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Old 01-27-2005, 04:07 PM
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Q: Is there a connection between Xeroc and Seko's kidnapping?

A: He is not dead yet because a jury has not convicted him of being dead. Alive until proven dead.
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Q: Why don't we just bury him and be done with it?! I mean, he is dead, right?

A: I'm running Linux on my toaster!
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Old 01-28-2005, 04:58 PM
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Q: Why does your toaster always toast the toast until it's toasted to the point that it's toast?

A: Oh, and like Apple is any better!
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Old 01-28-2005, 11:13 PM
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Old 01-29-2005, 03:21 AM
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Q: Congrats, you won the math tournament by a fraction of a point!

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Old 01-29-2005, 06:54 AM
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A: That's a LIE!
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Old 01-29-2005, 07:45 AM
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Q: Whats-her-name says you have a crush on the Phantom of the Opera.



A: Down once more to the dungeon of my dark dispair.
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Old 01-29-2005, 02:46 PM
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A: Major Suckitude
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Old 01-29-2005, 10:05 PM
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A: Down once more to the prison of my mind.
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Old 01-30-2005, 06:44 AM
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Q: Hey you, get back in your body. No more floating outside for you

A: It seems all the answers have been taken
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A: Love me, that's all I ask of you.
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Old 01-30-2005, 09:27 AM
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A: I was so bored, I felt I was going to die.
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A: Q-tips
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Q: What should I use to clean the entire set of Phantom of the Opera?


A: I like Woody Allen movies, except for that nervous guy.
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A: There are 47 of them for you to choose from
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A: Have you tried tossing AOL free trial disks around? They work better then TrekNet Free trial ones
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Q: I'm bored, and these free disks are not much entertainment.

A: Only one more week
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A: AHHH! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! Oh, wait, I don't have french...
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