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Old 01-12-2005, 01:47 AM
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Q: Wow, it's the newest Star trek series...what's it about?

A: Then let's just close our eyes, put our hands on our heads, and pray for heart attacks.
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Old 01-12-2005, 01:50 AM
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A: I cannot believe you would ask that!
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Old 01-12-2005, 02:12 AM
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Q) Mind if I test this horrible mutagenic virus on you?

A) Ack! Keep that stuff in it's container!
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Old 01-12-2005, 03:03 AM
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Q: OoOoooOoooOoo.... Green Goooo....


A: WINTH?
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Old 01-12-2005, 03:29 AM
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Q: WINTH!

A: SAY SOMETHING! ANYTHING! AHHHH!
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Old 01-12-2005, 02:16 PM
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A: Kirk: TOPHATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN...from...hell's.. .heart...I...stab...at...thee...
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Old 01-12-2005, 05:58 PM
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Q: So, captain, what do you think of Opium's new avitar

A: It was the fish! Honest!
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Old 01-12-2005, 09:22 PM
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Q) So, you are claiming a giant fish came in and ate the cruiseliner.... What really happened?

A) For hate's sake, I spit at thy evil avitar! *Sorry, had to go with it.*
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Old 01-12-2005, 09:41 PM
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Q: You do not have an avatar! *points and says "HA ha"


A: People who don't have avvies are soooooooo not cool, Captain.

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Old 01-12-2005, 11:59 PM
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Q: Do you think I should ban lacking avatars on my ship?


A: Non-moving avatars are soooo not cool.
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Old 01-13-2005, 01:02 AM
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Q: So, what do you think of this animated avatar party?


A: Oh, man, that really stinks.
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Old 01-13-2005, 02:29 AM
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A: Well, why don't you smell it so you know what I smell
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Old 01-13-2005, 05:20 AM
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Q: Thank okay, I'll walk...I've heard your car smells.


A: Avys r lik sooooooooooooo da bom!
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Old 01-14-2005, 02:23 AM
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Q: It's non-correct spelling day!

A: All your DIE CATS! DIE! are not belong to you, sorry.
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Q: Mind telling that Zero Wing guy off for me? He's so annoying...

A: The Sky Dragon.
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Old 01-14-2005, 08:50 AM
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Q: What is that odd figure flying in the sky?

A: Tell him to be careful next time. That sneeze burnt my dinner
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Old 01-14-2005, 08:05 PM
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A: D'oh! A dear, a female dear!
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Old 01-14-2005, 08:51 PM
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Q: Honey, I caught ya staring at something that you were not suppose to! What do you have to say for yourself.

A: Yes, I left it in the future, but don't worry, we will be able to pick it up tomorrow.
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Old 01-14-2005, 09:22 PM
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A: Ummmmm..........Turtles!
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Old 01-14-2005, 09:32 PM
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Q) What is the cube of the square of 192433997627897 to the third power?

A) Ack! Pretend you didn't see me!
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