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Old 01-02-2005, 04:41 AM
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A: Oh, fine.... *sigh* Metriod Prime 2 is better then Halo 2
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Old 01-02-2005, 07:09 PM
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Old 01-02-2005, 11:54 PM
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Old 01-03-2005, 01:42 AM
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A: A Borg with Jedi powers? Nah!
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A) bye-bye.... :shock:
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A) ATTACK! :twisted:
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