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Old 12-20-2004, 04:06 AM
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Q: Why are you slapping that fish?

A: No seriosly, i'm not there!
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Old 12-20-2004, 04:43 AM
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Q: But your location says 'behind you'!

A: I don't even want to know the answer to that.
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Old 12-20-2004, 12:11 PM
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Q: Do you think Severus Snape and CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow would make good friends in a crossover fic inolving rum, butterbeer, Legolas, and Picard/Crusher?


A: I can not stand such an abomination of P/C.
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Old 12-20-2004, 01:19 PM
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Q: Seven/Neelix!

A: Oh, Oops! ops:
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Old 12-20-2004, 06:48 PM
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Q: You just mentioned a nasty 'ship. Ew.


A: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
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Old 12-20-2004, 06:49 PM
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Q: What happened to the viewscreen?


A: Drat-matic.
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Old 12-20-2004, 07:07 PM
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A: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Old 12-20-2004, 07:18 PM
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Q: So, what are your opinions on Antarctica?


A: Great. Just Bloody Perfect.
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Old 12-20-2004, 07:32 PM
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Q: Your mascara is running.


A: New!
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Old 12-20-2004, 09:53 PM
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Q: Is that building what I think it is?


A: Well, It is true that uh... basically, about this topic, the is, however, on to the next subject, like, approximately, well, y'know.
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Old 12-20-2004, 10:06 PM
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Q: Like...you mean, so they did this thing, and then that guy did stuff, and girl invented that thingy, and then more stuff happened?

A: Mary Poppins!
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:31 AM
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Q: Who's one of the most evil people on Earth? In disguise as something happy, that is.

A: Why, yes, yes I am!
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Old 12-21-2004, 03:01 AM
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Q: Are you going to convince Opium to write me as the one who saves Seko?

A: Sorry, I'm going to have to prod you with this stick
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Old 12-21-2004, 04:32 AM
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Q: Hey, wanna hear some puns?


A: Pennies. 100,000,000 of them.
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Old 12-21-2004, 05:01 AM
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Q: Whoa! Does that bag have a million bucks in it?

A: Do you mind? I'm trying to use stealth here.
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Old 12-21-2004, 05:07 AM
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A: Attach it to the hull.
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Old 12-21-2004, 07:37 PM
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A) Meowsa.
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Old 12-21-2004, 09:20 PM
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Old 12-22-2004, 12:07 AM
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A: Hurry!
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Old 12-22-2004, 01:01 AM
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