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Old 11-28-2004, 06:12 AM
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Old 11-28-2004, 07:23 AM
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Old 11-28-2004, 07:48 AM
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Old 11-28-2004, 07:56 AM
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Old 11-28-2004, 08:12 AM
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Old 11-28-2004, 08:57 AM
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A: No, I'de rather watch "Gigli", which sounds like pulling teeth.
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Old 11-28-2004, 07:26 PM
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Old 11-29-2004, 02:28 AM
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Old 11-29-2004, 04:43 AM
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Old 11-29-2004, 10:59 AM
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A: Here's the place.
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Old 11-30-2004, 03:27 AM
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Old 11-30-2004, 08:12 AM
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Old 11-30-2004, 09:29 AM
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Old 11-30-2004, 03:03 PM
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Q: "The rifle"? Do you mean I should hand you the hunting rifle, the other hunting rifle, the sniper rifle, the hobby rifle, the other other hunting rifle, the Civil War rifle, the blaster rifle, the other blaster rifle, the phaser rifle...




A: No, I think someone has a patent on that too.
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Old 11-30-2004, 07:21 PM
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Q: You mean they have a patent on the pie? Rats. Well, how about I claim the Top Hat?

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Old 11-30-2004, 07:38 PM
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Old 11-30-2004, 11:41 PM
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Old 12-01-2004, 12:09 AM
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Old 12-01-2004, 12:10 AM
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Old 12-01-2004, 12:53 AM
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