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Old 11-08-2004, 02:28 AM
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Q: So, what'd you think of the joke?


A: Nah...I'll skip.
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Old 11-08-2004, 02:55 AM
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Q: Wanna go bust the creators of Katamari Damacy for Drug use?

A: Hehehe no. It's soap-on-a-rope for you!
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Old 11-08-2004, 03:29 AM
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Q: *pant* Did I win the challenge game?


A: Did you use the scented soap again?
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Old 11-08-2004, 03:52 AM
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A: Err, ask John
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Old 11-08-2004, 04:38 AM
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A: CAPS LOCK STUCK?
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Old 11-08-2004, 05:51 AM
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A: Now don't go blowing up this computer like you did the last ones
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Old 11-08-2004, 10:17 AM
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A: There never was one.
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Old 11-08-2004, 11:20 AM
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Q: What is the fundamental truth about the 'Net?

A: Ninja...VANISH!
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Old 11-08-2004, 09:58 PM
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A: I'm guessing this means I'm about to start hurting very badly, right?
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Old 11-08-2004, 11:41 PM
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A: Nah, it was blown up yesterday.
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Old 11-09-2004, 01:36 AM
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Old 11-09-2004, 02:03 AM
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Old 11-09-2004, 04:08 AM
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Old 11-09-2004, 07:31 AM
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A: *jittery*No...more...Coke...please...*/jitteryy*
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Old 11-09-2004, 10:08 AM
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A: No chance in hell.
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Old 11-09-2004, 10:51 AM
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A: Here, have a pink rose.
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Old 11-09-2004, 11:36 AM
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Q: So when do we get to swordfight?

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Old 11-09-2004, 01:44 PM
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Q: So what do you want on your pie, then?
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Old 11-09-2004, 02:03 PM
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Old 11-09-2004, 11:26 PM
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