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10-04-2004, 05:44 AM
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Q: :?:
A: Well, it all makes sense now.
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10-04-2004, 05:40 PM
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Q: Captain, the lightbulb has been turned on so you can read your Padd.
A: They cause alot of things come to light
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#3303
10-04-2004, 10:28 PM
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Q: What does this light bulb do?
A: Oooh, I'm sorry, but your question was not in the form of an answer.
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#3305
10-05-2004, 01:21 AM
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Q: There is but one part, but both she and I had been bretrothed to it! We together are to come to a fair decision be; What to do, oh tragic heart, what to do!
A: Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan, featuring William Shatner.
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10-05-2004, 02:14 AM
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Q: Who should star in the movie "Ultimate Foosball"?
A: Great, all my foosball players are redshirts.
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#3307
10-05-2004, 10:51 AM
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Q: Here is Crewman Takanachi, Crewman Smithton, Crewman Jrsgeumtergotenfermtula, Jake, Mayweather, Hoshi, John, and TopHatMan.
A: Wow...Patrick Stewart was bald even then...
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10-05-2004, 10:38 PM
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Q: Hey, look at this picture of Patrick Stewart in High School!
A: Star Trek has that?
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#3309
10-06-2004, 11:28 AM
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Q: I just saw Patrick Stewart, you know, that guy who plays Picard, with Ian McKellen, ie Gandalf, and David Suchet, the current Poirot, on an circa 1970's BBC clip from the Royal Shakespeare Company ...are you listening to me?
A: You simply HAD to give some information, didn't you?
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10-06-2004, 10:10 PM
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Q: Well, these invading barbarian aliens asked where Earth was, and I ... uh ... kinda gave them some directions...
A: I really think it wiser to try the other way.
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10-07-2004, 01:45 AM
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Q: What did you say? I was in the Jefferies Tube
A: Can't stop, CSI: NY is on and the earth will explode if I don't watch it!
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10-07-2004, 02:34 AM
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Q: Please Stop! If not, could you at least slow down?
A: A Hurricane? In space?
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10-07-2004, 03:46 AM
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Q: Sir, I'm picking up what appears to be some sort of hurricane...
A: That Hurricane? It's Hurricane "Zeke" - predicted arrival time: "soon".
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#3314
10-07-2004, 07:20 AM
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Q: Should we be worried about that hurricane? When will it hit the system?
A: Captain, it's a category "17" Hurricane
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10-07-2004, 01:50 PM
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Q: Should we be worried about that five-mile long hurrcane that looks suspiciously like a space station?
A: I see what you mean about the weather being a little odd...
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10-07-2004, 04:08 PM
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Q: Captain, why don't you believe me that the weather outside is odd? Go look out the window.
A: Man, this storm sucks
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10-07-2004, 08:38 PM
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Q: Captian, there's a tornado heading this way!
A: Meow! Meow Meow Meow! MEOW!
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10-07-2004, 09:55 PM
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Q: Are you hungry, Kitty?
A: I'd check in the third isle, right under the plasma disruptors.
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#3320
10-08-2004, 07:23 AM
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Q: Ooog Aaag.....
A: You mean to tell me that the stars are nothing more than giant light bulbs?
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