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Old 09-10-2004, 05:56 AM
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A: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
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Old 09-12-2004, 06:12 AM
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Old 09-12-2004, 11:41 AM
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Arg, that shaw.ca campaign is annoying!

A: If you make it quick, we won't miss "Driving Miss Daisy" at the old theatre downtown.
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Old 09-12-2004, 05:34 PM
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Old 09-12-2004, 05:49 PM
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(Chancellor Valium, the question you post goes to the answer of the previous post, then you post an answer for someone to post a question to. Kind of like the answer procedes the question)7
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Old 09-13-2004, 07:27 PM
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Old 09-13-2004, 08:41 PM
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...no.

You see, Alexia ended her post with an Answer. That answer was "Yes, I probably deserved that". You then start your post with the question that she responded to. In this case something along the lines of "Did you deserve that?"

You are asking a question that previous poster has already answered.

Q: PHJ, what do you think we should do with this gun?

A: It was fast... but surprisingly bloody.
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Old 09-14-2004, 02:26 AM
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Old 09-14-2004, 03:46 AM
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A: If you see anything about yea big with six legs, tell me. I have to kill it before it develops a language.

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Q: Kuda biti te 17?
Whoah.... :shock: that ALMOST made sense! I think the question you were trying to ask was "Gdje si, 17"?

(It IS quite close. "Gdje" and "kuda" both mean "where", and "biti" is the infinitive verb "to be", whose present tense second person singular conjugation is "si". "Te" is in the wrong case; it should be nominative "ti", but since the pronoun is implied by the form of the verb I got lazy and left the pronoun out... and 17 is my name, of course. Just so you know. *evil*)
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