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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Why are the walls of this building vibrating, Opium?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] GAHAHAHAHAHA![/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: 17, are you going insane? You always fantasizing about rear ends.
A: Just go around[/colorost_uid0] |
#3003
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you succeed in making NeoMatrix cry?
A: That's too bad.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
#3004
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: John died
A: Well, you knew it was about to blow up.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did you throw that prop grenade at me? It got flour all over me!
A: She jumped down and ran away.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Erm, where's the woman who was standing at the edge of that skyscraper a moment ago?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] It's cold out here.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did one Eskimo Alien say to the other Eskimo Alien?
A: So, what does your Alien detector say about that one?[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Odd. My alien detector seems to indicate that the President of the United States is a mentally retarded ape from the planet Snurpy.
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] [/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you kill TopHatMan and John?
A: No, that's NOT what I meant![/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
#3010
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Q:Okay Captain, I've just fired at Will. What do we do with his body now?
A: MooOooOOOoo. |
#3011
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Q: Have you seen Josie?
A: Well, that is what you get when you ask a cow a question |
#3012
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Q: Why are you all covered in digested GRASS BITS?!
A: I see. |
#3013
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Q: I hear.
A: From GMT-3 through GMT+5.
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry |
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Q: When can I bug 17 with John and TopHatMan?
A: That "fire at Will" joke.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: What Star Trek joke has been done a million and one times but somehow makes you laugh everytime anyway!
A. It's red, but i wouldn't eat it.
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Alexia: You have to laugh, or you'd kill yourself xD Lostoyannaya: Yes. Now take that noose off your neck and get down from the chair. IN THAT ORDER. |
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Q: Hey Neo, which pill have you decided to take?
A: Is there a yellow one for the undecive people? |
#3017
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Q: You can either have a green pill or a red pill.
A: I think we meant different pills.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: Just what I need, sleeping pills. Oh, and they are blue and red. That just rocks my socks!
A: Blue socks |
#3019
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Q: What IS Data talking about?
(ah, group adaptive story... ) A: Here.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: Where did you leave the Group Adaptive Story?
A: Make sure you buy a squirrel from the lady by the cliff |
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