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Old 05-18-2004, 05:44 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: The Day to Day struggles deaths of a man named John

A: Perhaps it would be better as a mini series, or even a blockbuster movie.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 05-18-2004, 01:43 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What do you think about Smallville?



A. that show is still ON???


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Old 05-18-2004, 05:05 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, did you see the last episode of Friends?

A: How can you miss it, they play the reruns for it on every channel[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 05-18-2004, 05:09 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What channel is Friends on?


A. Spike TV.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 05-18-2004, 09:40 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, where did TNN go? I want to watch Star Trek

A: Highways[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 05-20-2004, 02:33 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: If you could choose any subject for a makeover show, what would it be?



A: I luv u Picard![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 05-20-2004, 11:56 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Hey Picard, is there something you'd wish Beverly would tell you? (yeah I'm a BonCer!)

A. I hate you, Chakotay![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 05-20-2004, 06:29 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did Admiral Janeway tell Captain Janeway to say to Chakotay?

A: I lov...ummm.... I love your hair Seven[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 05-20-2004, 08:52 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is one thing the Doctor really wants to say?

(BonCer? Is that what Picard/Crusher is called? )


A: I luv you Beverly![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:32 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: When Beverly was sleeping, what did Picard change the greeting message to on her combadge?

A: You mean to say that we can change the ringtones and offline messages on our combadges...GAK![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 05-23-2004, 12:46 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Crewmen John, do you realize you can have a different ringtone on there besides the Cardassian anthem? You can even change your outgoing message so people will stop thinking you're a Cardassian spy...that could get you killed, you know!

A: It doesnt matter, John will back next post.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 05-23-2004, 06:01 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, where did John go? I was going to tell him to turn his combadge off the next time he is in a movie.

A: At least you can turn those off[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 05-23-2004, 10:10 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So I bought one of those Wesley Crusher dolls...


A: Got to go, must see John.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, John is back from his recent death.

A: When I said drop what you are doing and come with me, I didn't mean drop it on my foot.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Ooo, the PNE is on? *drops box of bricks*


A: Was he a kind man? A great man?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you know the muffin man?

A. Shrek! (in Donkey voice)[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Your such a noble ass.

A: But the cat was so adorable...until he kicked our asses[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did you think of catalina_marina?


A: Two plus two equal five. There are five lights.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 05-26-2004, 05:38 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Ensign, I need you to tell me how many lights there are on the plasma bomb.

A: I'm so excited[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 05-26-2004, 04:13 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Mr. Montgomery, we've got a great episode idea involving Mayweather. The whole A plot is centered around Travis. Is this ok?

A. I get a line![/colorost_uid0]
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