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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: NeoMatrix, first off, I did *not* send you any rings. Second, I am female. Third, that's a trial pack of Cheerios.
A: Edited because I forgot something.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
#2762
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did you come back so quickly?
A: Ever get that feeling that you are married?[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You came back from the future to tell me, what exactly?
A: "Men are sarcastic, women are evil"[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Janeway, what did you learn at the academy today?
A: I just know you will be a fine captain one day, just like Captain Kirk.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: In keeping with no continuity, what was Archer told as a boy that made him want to be a captain?
A: I suppose if it was in fact a fish, there wouldn't have been a movie![/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What was John's idea for a character in a movie?
A: "Danger! Bridge ouuuuuuut"[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Right before we fell into this river, what was that man trying to yell at us?
A: Well now that was unexpected![/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Look out! There's a horde of psychotic journalistically inclined pigs coming this direction bent on killing the entire human race with their poisonous quilts so they can have some nice new conversation pieces for their living rooms!
A: Use the "for()" loop![/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What sort of loop should I use for the collar of this sweater I'm knitting?
A: I think you meant "loonie".[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I didn't ask for the Loony Tunes
A: Captain, I think we found a planet, or maybe its just another rock floating in space.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did we just hit?
A: They are a strange, smart society, with many odd customs.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How does the crew of Enterprise describe every species they run into?
A: Starships are meant to be flown in space, not to be crash landing on planets. Picard, this is the last letter we are going to be able to give you. Now, will you PLEASE keep Enterprise Z in one piece![/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Admiral Janeway, I may have had my portion of distasters, but in the end, at least I sort of kind of have love, which is I realize is something you have not had. Is that why you wanted to become Admiral so badly?
A: RedShirt Survivor: The Moon[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:What reality show had the shortest run time due to all the contestants dying within the first hour?
A: Oh yes, I remember that show. That reality show lasted at least 10 years.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you remember "Survivor: Captains"? That ending where they all decided to share the million was cool!
A: Stomp. Step right. Step left. Moonwalk. Repeat.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey TopHatMan, show me that new dance move you do when you are wondering in the malls.
A: When you do the stomp, make sure you are not in the food court near any mustard packets[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: TopHatMan, what suggestions do you have for people dancing your new groove in malls?
A: Stomp. Step right. Step left. Moonwalk. Skip in a clockwise circle. Hop in a counterclockwise circle. Repeat.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: TopHatMan, what is the proper dance to do after you buy something?
A: When that happens, don't dance, just RUN![/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What should I do if I see John and TopHatMan in talks with Paramount to make 'Star Trek:Voyages of John and TopHatMan'?
A:Stomp. Step right. Step left. Moonwalk. Skip in a clockwise circle. Hop in a counterclockwise circle. Shimmy your shoulders. Step back. Repeat.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: When on fire, what should you do?
A: Ummmm, Can you show me that dance move again please?[/colorost_uid0] |
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