Answer --> Question game

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did the Man selling the Rubarb call you today?

A: Not so bright, ain't he?[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I think John just ate some moldy rubarb and some rubarb leaves.


A: I guess it's not my fault then, even though I talk about John and TopHatMan[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you know the newly created character known as Mr Rubarb is mad because John and TopHatMan keep stealing his spotlight?

A: What do you mean you got lost in the mall?[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I followed this guy in the mall, but he was wandering all over and was wearing a top hat and seemed dazed and confused, and then I got lost.


A: A+A cannot equal B. I dont think it can. Can it?[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: If A+1 equals B, and C+2 equals A, while 3xC equals B, does A+A equal B?

A: Ehm, I suppose...[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How does one pronounce the letter immediately following "ehl" in the English alphabet?


A: Dangerous of PIE, yes.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Is the road up ahead dangerous?

A: I will take Annoying Characters for 500, Alex[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: And our newest catagory, called, 'Wesley, Chakotay and John"?


A: Are you trying to say something about TopHatMan and John? Because you are being much to subtle...[/colorost_uid0]

[Hotaru]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you really think of TopHatMan and John?


A: John! No wait, TopHatMan! Or maybe Mr. Rubarb...[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who is your favourite annoying character?

A: Everybody, say hello to Mr. Rubarb. He's new in our facility.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Well, who's this coming to John and TopHatMan's bar, "The Characters who we never want to talk about but do because it's fun nonetheless".

A: That was needlessly long, and I really, how long can you keep insulting them?[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I give it a couple of generations before we actually forget about them for good.

A: Nice shoes[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey Neo! What do you think of my new hair colour? (Pause) Neo? Are you listening?

A: You did not win WWII single-handedly.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Aye, one curled more too! Single-handedly!



A: If you wanted it to make sense, you shouldnt have included the Forbidden Characters.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So what did you think of my story? Does it make any sense?

A: "Keeping water dry for dummies." Nic must have written that...[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Look at this bathroom graffiti! It's all so silly and dumb!



A: Ouch! Baguettes hurt![/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: 17: Are you decaheptaphobic yet? Are you? ::THWAP::

A: I just love that word.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So anyways, we then had to write an essay on the word "Catharsis"...


A: That's a great topic to write about.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I feel inspired today! I think I'll write a 10,000 essay on the merits of having dark forest green carpet instead of, say, forest green carpet in one's front room.


A: Ooo, good idea! Then I could make a lot of fish-related puns.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How about you become a Department of Fisheries officer?



A: [Pres. Bush to Prime Minister Martin]: Yes, but then I ate the bowl![/colorost_uid0]