Answer --> Question game

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What does that sign on Mars say?



A: Okay, but make sure your scaenae frons is not so colourful as to interupt the catharsis.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are you drunk? Please give me a sign you aren't

A: It's too late Doc, he is going to live.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Can I give the redshirt this highly controversial syrup which, if it works, could make him a super-human and usher in a new age of medicine, or could make him die.


A: John. Top Hat Man. These are the men you want.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: We need some characters to kill off this episode. Who do you suggest?

A: I would, but I need to be at the mall by 1[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: It's 12:52...do you have time to pick up The Man in the Top Hat so he can wander the mall in a dazed and confused manner?



A: No, that would be too hard a way of doing it.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Ooh, I know! Let's kill John with a machine gun this time.


A: All right, that does it. Tell Ensign Sue to report to the airlock immediately.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Captain Archer, Ensign Sue survived the Away Mission

A: Wait, if all Redshirts die, how do we get to be officers?[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Let me put it this way: All redshirts die. Except for Mary Sues of course. And we are definitely not Mary Sues.


A: What are you complaining about? It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to understand what I mean.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Look, Reed, I know you want to mix dynamite with sharp peices of diamods, but it really isnt viable to mine or ship 30 tons of diamonds...


A: I know you think that, but it's not like that at all! Really![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: It seems you have a crush on that guy over there. You must have a thing for guys in top hats.

A: No fair, all he has to do is die to get out of sticky situations.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Guess what, Neo! You get to be the Ringbearer of The One Ring with John!


A: Poor old John. He can't even get to do that![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you know the DMS (Department of Motor Starships) denied John a license because his frequent death record, or maybe its because he died in line 3 times?

A: Well, nothing dangerous ever really happens in the mall.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How come Top Hat Man is still around? Doesnt he wander around malls in a dazed and confused manner? Wouldnt this be enough to kill him (although I bet he would just come back, and back, and back...)


A: Yah, I guess you're right; but I should still as John and Top Hat Man.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: We need to cut some characters for the budget issue. Do you think that talking dog sould be cut?

A: I thought you took care of this[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Look at the new ship "Voyager"!



A: If you can't do it right, do it slowly.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Iiits haaard tooo tyepe fasat

(I could have been bad and put something sexual, lol)

A: hmmm, must be a good sale[/colorost_uid0]

[Naki]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: The saleboat goes fast (revenge of the bad spellers)

A: Protoman Jack-In!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What movie are you thinking of getting for your video night?

(I also could have put something dirty...but didnt )

A: Carnival Sing-A-Long![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So how do you plan on taking over the universe tonight?

A: That would work, but you need more of the secret ingredient to help bring out the explosive tastes.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you think of my concept of "Straight Eye for the Straight Guy"? Or do you think it needs some other kind of clothing taste?


A: Sometimes you really should, "Think Pink".[/colorost_uid0]