Answer --> Question game

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I need some deep thoughts on death and destruction, NAH! Quick!

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Don't touch me![/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oops, I was too close when John got boomed that time. Now I have blood all over me. Now where can I wipe it off...?

(v edited as it was too hard)
A: No need be sorry! I okay![/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] NAH, are you alright? You're speaking funny.

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Star go boom! Whee![/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Uh, 17? You do realize that was the Sun you just shot the Doom!sday weapon of Doom! at, right?


A: Best of all, it even [iost_uid0]spreads your butter![/iost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So you're saying I can use this knife to spear, mutilate and completely disfigure John's dead body?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I have no life. Woe is me.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: 17. why are walking in circles muttering about John and the attack of the tribbles?



A: Wow. Top hat man really did that.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: That guy in the top hat crashed Babylon 5 into Deep Space 9 using the worm hole.

A: I heard Voyager was docked at Deep Space Nine when the station blew up.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who do you think blew up Odo's work station on the station?



A: Wow. Top hat man really did that.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Did you hear about John Sheridan? He [CUT FOR SPOILERS], [CUT FOR SPOILERS], [CUT FOR SPOILERS] and [CUT FOR SPOILERS], before finally [CUT FOR SPOILERS]! Is that cool, or what?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] That's very... interesting, John.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You see, just before I was hit by a landing plane, I saw that Top Hat guy steal something from a woman. And before I drowned in the swimming pool, I saw him spit at a little child. I'm telling you, he's not such a nice guy. Really!

A: Dead. Mutilated. Looks like John Billingsley.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How did John look after he ran into that brick wall of DOOM?



A: Confused. Dazed. Looks like Top Hat Man in a bikini.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Just who is that a picture of? Get rid of it before I whack you.

A: He is coming for dinner tonight[/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Whatever happened with Sauron, anyway?


A: I`m not pointing fingers, but it was your fault, YOU![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who started the whole "Confused man in a top hat wandering around the dazed and confused in a mall" thing?


A: Don't worry, I've already forgotten it.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Can you ever forgive me for cold-bloodedly murdering your boyfriend in his sleep?

A: Dead. Mutilated. Looks like John Lennon.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How does your new boyfriend look?


A: Confused. Dazed. Walks around malls in a top hat.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the talking cat that acts like Austin Powers looking like?

A: It must have been the sale[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How did the Top Hat Man afford to go the Caribean?


A: That information can not be revealed to anyone but John and the Top Hat Man.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Computer, how did John's last death go?

A: Dead. Mutilated. Looks like John DeLancie[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Cat, how does your newest hairdo look like?


A: Dazed. Confused. Looks like the top hat man in drag.[/colorost_uid0]