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Old 12-01-2003, 04:45 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] NAH, why do you keep falling flat on your face reading all these Polish road signs?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like the dog chewed on it.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 12-02-2003, 01:42 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I think I've heard this song before.

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Old 12-02-2003, 05:58 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So how did your attempt to take Frodo's ring away from him work out?


A: You know who's cool? Sam. And Frodo. But not Farimir. He's a meany.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 12-04-2003, 08:37 PM
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A: The [bost_uid0]Great[/bost_uid0] Forestatlas.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 12-05-2003, 10:28 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's something interesting to research?



A: Oodles of ribbons with noodles of bobins.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 12-24-2003, 03:47 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:What answer could kill a forum?

A: Someone pushed the power button, then fell into a deep sleep.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 12-24-2003, 10:05 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So now that we finally managed to turn on the lights, tell me, what happened?

A: When the host is dead, the virus dies with it. When the host is revived, we hope the virus isn't.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 12-24-2003, 11:32 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So, why are we dousing Buffy's body in antiviral solution, again?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Because I feel the need to express my UNDYING love for David Wenham![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 12-24-2003, 01:53 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did you say you want to become a vampire?

A: Who the hell is David Wenham?[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 12-24-2003, 04:40 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Quick, Cat! Ask a question which is likely to get you slaughtered by 17!

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Argh.


Have you watched ROTK, Cat? David Wenham is the guy who plays Faramir. ::Very:: cute.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 12-24-2003, 05:36 PM
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[quoteost_uid0]David Wenham is the guy who plays Faramir. ::Very:: cute.[/quoteost_uid0]

I'm cuter.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 12-24-2003, 06:34 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are you saying your computer ate my CD?

A: Death, the void, and nothing.

[quoteost_uid0]Have you watched ROTK, Cat? David Wenham is the guy who plays Faramir. ::Very:: cute.[/quoteost_uid0]
No, I haven't. And frankly, I don't plan to, either. I missed TT too, and I barely followed the Fellowship.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 12-24-2003, 07:35 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: If Borimir went the way of Farimir, what would he see?



A: Bad Pippin! No lembas![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 12-25-2003, 09:33 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did Frodo say when Pippen drank the last of the ale?

A: Hey Frodo, look what I found![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 12-26-2003, 08:27 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:Sam, what are you doing with that strange, shiny round disc that says "Lord of the Rings?"




A: Oh no, Legolas would do that.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 12-26-2003, 05:15 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey Opium, nance naked in the snow with me, will you?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cat needs to be saved from the pits of ignorance and the damned.

[Sa'ar-- while that may be so, I'm nowhere as cute as Eowyn, much less cuter, so that doesn't make us any hotter than the most shagadelic couple in all of Middle-Earth. Sorry.][/colorost_uid0]
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Old 12-26-2003, 05:52 PM
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[quoteost_uid0]I'm nowhere as cute as Eowyn, much less cuter,[/quoteost_uid0]

I beg to differ.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 12-26-2003, 07:08 PM
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A: I need to be saved from the pits of [iost_uid0]what[/iost_uid0]?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 12-27-2003, 07:00 AM
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A: Wowzers, she left it in Chicago.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 12-28-2003, 02:06 AM
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A: I'm going to get THWAPped hard no matter how I answer this question, aren't I? :suspicious: :dead:[/colorost_uid0]
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