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10-28-2003, 04:24 AM
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 ost_uid0]Q: Wanna rent "When Tribbles Attack 3"?A: This post is here because I thought it would look good here.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006) 
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#2102
10-28-2003, 09:06 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: That post is not in the script. Please remove it. Why was it there in the first place?A: Error. No answer availlable.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#2103
10-28-2003, 09:27 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? CAN YOU FREEKING HEAR ME NOW? HOW ABOUT NOW? WHY ARENT YOU LISTENING TO ME?A: Because it's in the contract.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#2104
10-28-2003, 10:32 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why would you think you can kill John Sheridan just because you don't like the script?A: Of [i ost_uid0]course[/iost_uid0] I don't want you to get hurt. Will you fight that red dragon now?[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#2105
10-28-2003, 05:00 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. First you "borrowed" my parachute so you could cut out snowflakes for this "really important" project that I never heard anything more about. Then you neglected to inform me of the Acme anvil perched on top of that ajar door, allegedly left there by a forgetful taya17. Now you hand me an acorn and tell me it's a marvelous weapon that will serve me well in this potentially fatal cave up ahead. Are you [iost_uid0]sure[/iost_uid0] you don't want me to get killed?A. GAK![/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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#2106
10-28-2003, 05:52 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Well, it was kinda stupid you thought you could take a red dragon all by yourself. Anyway, when you get over this, I made a [iost_uid0]delicious[/iost_uid0] [color=CCCCCCost_uid0]poisoned[/colorost_uid0] pie for you.A: He was a :sniff: good kid. [cheerfully]Who wants pie?[/cheerfully][/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#2107
10-28-2003, 10:19 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey, where is everyone going? ...Hey! Don't leave me here in this cart! I'm not dead! In fact, I think I'll go for a walk now!A: Close enough.[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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#2108
10-28-2003, 11:07 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: You might not be dead, but you're...A: I'll bite your leg off![/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#2109
10-29-2003, 02:15 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: If im dead, how can I be walking here now?A: An Axe to the head will do the trick[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#2110
10-29-2003, 02:26 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: How can we kill John Sheridan today?A: I dont believe that is physically possible for a human.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#2111
10-29-2003, 05:03 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Canyou explain multiple regression to me in plain english, please?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like the inverse correlation matrix for two variables.[/colorost_uid0]
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#2112
10-29-2003, 08:45 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: So how would you describe the set for "Death of a Salesmen" so a computer nerd?A: John Sheridan would have wanted it that way. Just ask him when he comes alive again.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#2113
10-29-2003, 05:23 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: So why did we just burn John's body and the ashes in the Well of DOOM!, again?A: Every closed system strives after a maximum of entropy. So cleaning my room is against my nature.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#2114
10-29-2003, 09:49 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: cat's mom: i've told you again and again to clean your room, why havent you done it? (I actualy gave that answer to my mom once lol)A: Maybe you should try a Vulcan.[/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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#2115
10-29-2003, 10:01 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: I don't know what to eat anymore. I tried meatballs, french fries, macaroni with cheese... Nothing appeals to me.A: It's not like it's cannibalism.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#2116
10-30-2003, 12:58 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: Can't you see that Porthos/chilli jokes are [iost_uid0]wrong[/iost_uid0]? Why would you eat a dog in the first place?[b ost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: See Section 9, sub-section 48a, heading 5, paragraph 2.[/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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#2117
10-30-2003, 03:16 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: How do I open this car door? There's no key!A: Silly, it's there, just look.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#2118
10-30-2003, 03:55 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Um sir we've reached the the coordinates but i dont see the planet anywhereA: I think its the wrong color[/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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#2119
10-30-2003, 06:18 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Captain, we have reached the blue planet which we were looking for. Wait a minute, the blue planet is yellow?A: Captain, there is a moon we can hide behind so the audience can't laugh at us.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#2120
10-30-2003, 09:19 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Mr. Tuvok, did I just send Chakotay on an away mission in a shuttle?A: What we need are questions like, "Why is Sa'ar ignoring me on ICQ?"[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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