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Old 10-17-2003, 05:31 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Good afternoon Mr. Sheridan, I see you are by yourself today. So what would you like to order?

A: Just be yourself[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-17-2003, 08:52 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Reed wants to participate in Halloween and was asking me what he would be that would be scary to young children. What should I tell him?


A: Yah, and then he jumped into the plane.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-17-2003, 09:55 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: Excuse me, Airport Passenger #4, did you see a dangerous fugitve run past?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: No, but have you heard the joke about the Cyberman and the vending machine?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Have you heard of the one about the Cyberman walking into a bar, or the dumb blonde Cyberman joke?

A: Go get a sonic shower when you get back in the ship.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-17-2003, 09:05 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did I really kiss Wesley while I was possessed by T'Pol's grandmother?

A: Either ten feet or 3 metres across.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How wide is that gap now? We need to get Voyager through.

A: No way, there is a Walmart all the way out here in the Delta Quadrant. I wonder if there is a Starbucks around here too.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Captain, are we running low on groceries? I found a Wal-mart about two lightyears away from here...

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Abestos.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I wonder what I should call my new suicide snack food- asbestos-flavoured tostitos.



((A:Oops, I forget to give one. I'm frazzled out of my mind today))[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 10-18-2003, 06:56 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:Link Error: The Answer to this Question has been deleted

A: Call the Get Backers, they can get anything back that you have lost.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-18-2003, 07:39 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I've lost my mind.



A: I've still lost my mind.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-19-2003, 01:36 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Why are you sitting on the floor gibbering and drooling like an idiot?


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Old 10-19-2003, 04:11 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Darling, what's that intriguing fragrance you're wearing?

A: Who'll stop the rain?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-19-2003, 05:50 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: It's raining.

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why do you question my question?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Your logic is questionable.

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Look, I've got 47 Britneys here demanding to be put in the next season of [iost_uid0]American Idol[/iost_uid0]. Can or can we not sign them on for it?


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Old 10-19-2003, 03:19 PM
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Old 10-19-2003, 05:58 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the last ingredient we need to make the Universe a place of ultimate evil once and for all?

A: A gnome and a goblin is actually the same thing.[/colorost_uid0]
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