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Old 10-06-2003, 05:46 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: T'Pol, why don't you want our guest to stay on the ship?

A: This is a Test to see if John is real, or just a figment of 17's immagination.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-06-2003, 05:51 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why are you mind-melding with 17? You know it's dangerous to meld with a killer-mind, right?

A: Crazy people never do.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.
Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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Old 10-06-2003, 06:06 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Its hard to work with people in a madhouse

A: Crazy? No, he is insane[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, wait! Don't you need a rope before you jump off the bridge? Ohh, he's always been crazy.

A: I can't find it anywhere. Are you sure you left it in the burning house?[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 10-06-2003, 06:15 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you find the can of gasoline? I need to mow the lawn

A: Battle of the Geeks[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-06-2003, 07:39 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the Mutants' name for what Geeks call [iost_uid0]The Mutant Battle[/iost_uid0]?

A: Just a moment, I'm putting the horse behind the carriage.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Will you grow up and wake up to the 21st Century?

A: The horse goes in front of the carriage, not behind it.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where do I put the horse again?

A: Not bloody likely[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 10-06-2003, 08:50 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you think we will go on another date?

A: How dare you break up with me[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-06-2003, 08:54 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I don't like you, and the first one was a business date. Now get out of my way.

A: Oops. I was just kidding, really. Please don't kill me.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 10-06-2003, 11:46 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What! What do you mean that you lost our prey. They only got warp 3.

A: Archer, Picard, Kirk, and Janeway all met last week in the Nexus to dicuss future plans.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 10-07-2003, 12:07 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So, what did the monkeys writing [iost_uid0]Enterprise[/iost_uid0] come up with this week, Rick?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I'm too tired to care.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you get when you activate the transposon at H-17?

A: Here comes the rain again.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-07-2003, 12:50 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I am a Grey Cloud. I drift between the Darkness and the Light....


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] You read my mind, you thieving scumbag.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you think of my pitch for a B5 episode? It involves Delenn being subjected to torture with whipped cream and chocolate sauce.

A: Nowhere to run.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: John, it seems you got yourself trapped in a corner with...

A: We think alike, wanna get married?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-07-2003, 05:18 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]:blinks: Okay, I'm not even going to touch this one. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Yet you had to submit without giving an answer. Shame on you

A: I never heard of a foul for leaping to block a field goal[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Ohhh, my head. Last thing I remember is the crossbar coming at me very fast. Why am I being hauled off the field in chains?

A: broadcasting

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How do you plan to torture the whole world with only one tape of an episode of Babylon 5 which is all about John Sheridan?

A: Don't touch that. It might be toxic.

[quoteost_uid0="taya17"]:blinks: Okay, I'm not even going to touch this one. [/quoteost_uid0]
It's not all that hard to avoid, you know.

Q: Reed: Hey B'Elanna! Want to blow something up together?

(I think no answer should be left unquestioned )[/colorost_uid0]
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