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10-06-2003, 02:45 AM
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 ost_uid0]Q: What is your quest? How do you seek it?A: The holy sock is in the Holy Grail[/color ost_uid0]
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10-06-2003, 03:05 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: How does a light switch turn off a light?A: Hey, you are the one that wanted some sugar[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#1884
10-06-2003, 04:34 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: *twitch* Must...have...sweetness...*blink*A: Black magic woman.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1885
10-06-2003, 05:01 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Who is after John now?A: John, don't ever get a Wizard mad at you.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#1886
10-06-2003, 05:05 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What does he mean, "subtle and quick to anger?A: ...for thou art crunchy and go well with crackers.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1887
10-06-2003, 05:21 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Thy must eat Peanut butter...A: But you are the Captain[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#1888
10-06-2003, 08:30 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Chakotay, we need something dramatic to happen and you are the highest ranking crewmember on board who we can miss, so go take a shuttle to that planet.A: It's just what they tell me to say. I don't know what it all means either.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1889
10-06-2003, 08:48 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: President, what do you mean when you say, "Pretzels are the root of all evil"?A:Yummy, foam-rubber eggs and sandpaper bread![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#1890
10-06-2003, 09:00 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: You can get whatever you want if you sell me your soul.A: They're all nuts, remember?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1891
10-06-2003, 02:09 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: cat, I really don't think we should have come here. See those walnuts, pistachios, and acorns giving me the eye like they're about to string me up? And earlier they were babbling all this paranoid schizophrenic nonsense about "Can't go to sleep, squirrels will eat us. Can't go to sleep, squirrels will eat us" and on and on. What is [iost_uid0]with[/iost_uid0] them, anyhow?A: The shields protected us spectacularly against their photon torpedoes, miniature black holes, Cosmic Pies of Doom, and even those recordings of Celine Dion that Intelligence believed they might have acquired. However, all that did not stop them from pounding us, because we forgot to make the ship "Ni!"-proof.[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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#1892
10-06-2003, 03:47 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Yes I [iost_uid0]do[/iost_uid0] understand we're all dead. How did this happen? We have the best shields in all starfleet!A: I am [i ost_uid0]so[/iost_uid0] going to kill that son of a b*tch.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1893
10-06-2003, 04:18 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Uh-oh, catalina, looks like that wonky MS-DOS progr*m crashed your computer.A: It depends. Got any spare giraffes lying around?[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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#1894
10-06-2003, 04:21 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Anya, Did you know that John is really your lost son?(GRRR!! Well, the question still works, lol) A: So the Borg were bored one day, so they decided to start taking over the universe.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#1895
10-06-2003, 05:21 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. Tell me a story, Seven.A. And it all began with once upon a time.[/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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#1896
10-06-2003, 05:24 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Boy, that was a long storyA: And they didn't live happily ever after because they were dead[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#1897
10-06-2003, 05:28 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Mommy, did Romeo and Juliet live happly ever after?A: Romeo must die.[/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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#1898
10-06-2003, 05:34 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What were Romeo's last thoughts?A: Nobody cares, captain.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1899
10-06-2003, 05:36 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: I cut down to only 10 cups of coffee a day.A: We are not going to go near that planet. Sensors say all the inhabitants are hot naked women.[/color ost_uid0]
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#1900
10-06-2003, 05:42 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Look! An M-class planet! Maybe we can find a plot there!A: She's a serial monogamist.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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