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Old 10-02-2003, 05:47 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: But you just told me to open hailing frequencies!

A: Yes, dear.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-02-2003, 07:38 PM
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[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Not in million million [iost_uid0]million million million[/iost_uid0] years![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Chakotay: Hey Tom, can i barrow the delta Flier?

A: Well of course it is![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Chakotay: Hey Tom, can i barrow the delta Flier?

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Old 10-02-2003, 08:51 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So is that what you mean with a Double Post?

A: Can you come back tomorrow, please? I'm about to ship a lamborghini to Singapore.[/colorost_uid0]

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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 10-02-2003, 10:43 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] WHoah! You're... you're engulfed ny shopping bags! Why?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] My Lamborghini is coming! Whoop whoop![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-03-2003, 01:16 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's that sound of highly-tuned Italian craftsmanship?

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Old 10-03-2003, 01:21 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you get when you shrink a gargantuan dancer?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Death.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-03-2003, 01:23 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is this magical beast that we need in order to save 17 from the monster?

A: That plan will never work. Try Plan 147B with Sa'ar since he is familiar with that plan.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So, what do you think of my plan to take over the world?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] She resembles me? Since when?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-03-2003, 04:54 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Is that a picture of Lucy Liu? Oh, wait, it's 17. Those two are easily confused.

A: Discussion is irrelephant. Capacitance if feudal. Your ass will be laminated.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: The Borg assimulated a species that loved to argue with each other by shocking each other with their asses. I wondered how that turned out.

A: So that is what would happen if the Borg assimuated themselves.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Ooh, pretty. Nature must abhor an infinte feedback look. Anyone know what caused this?

A: Pumped a lot of pain down in New Orleans.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-03-2003, 09:28 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] You have an evil smug grin on your face. Should I wonder why?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] My Pomeranian disagrees with you again.

Edit: This is 17's post number 1717. The Unholy Trinity of 17s! Woot![/colorost_uid0]

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Old 10-03-2003, 09:34 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I happen to notice that Lieutenants Paris and Torres are in the Mess Hall clubbing each other's heads off with large baguettes. Why?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Because I say so.[/colorost_uid0]
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