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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What reason did Sheridan give for nuking Z'Ha'Dum back to the Middle Ages?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Sticks and stones may break my bones, but my nukes can vaporize you.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Sticks and stones can break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.
A: Nil illegitimi carborundum. (Very bad, mutatedlabrat-Latin)[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Caviat Canun
(Ok, so it doesn't make any sense. So? ) A: Cogito ergo contraxi [quoteost_uid0]Laugh while you can...it won't be for long.[/quoteost_uid0] Two words: idem dito [/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey Cat, Enlighten us with some of your Fiving Latin knowledge
A: Roll this period over to that sentence STAT![/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you want me to do with all these mixed up punctuation marks?
A: Sneaky sneaky, sir![/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I want you to hide these commas in the closet over there.
A: um Captain, we are being attacked my Exclamation marks[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did the ship just shake?
A: Holy crap![/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did the one of the Punctuation Gods step in?
A: The Decimal points went on strike. Does that make cents?[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you need our commas for?
A: Saddle up![/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: We have punctuation to deliver. Got any fast horses?
A: Women give the Punctual Period Gods a bad reputation[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What don't the Punctuation Gods like Women?
A: It's not my imagination. (Yes, I [iost_uid0]am[/iost_uid0] listening to [iost_uid0]The Cranberries[/iost_uid0]. How could you tell?)[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Cat, will you control your imagination? Its starting to become reality.
A: Its not my reality[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Like I've been trying to explain for the last seven minutes, it [iost_uid0]is[/iost_uid0] the reality.
A: Just do your thing and let's get out of here.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: PLEASE sigh and scream when Orlando Bloom comes on the screen! please? Please! I dont wanna be the only one!
A: And in the dream, copies of "The Dumb Waiter" multiplied like Tribbles![/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So you had a nightmare after watching "Dumb and dumber" last night?
A: Never mind him, he's just running around imagining Earth is being taken over by Aliens.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why is Bush cursing the UN?
A: It's just a fish out of water.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's that moving thing over there?
A: Believe me, you don't want to know. I'm not even sure I do. (And I did it again. Yay me. )[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's that on your shoulder?
A: Crestgorski[/colorost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who's the new Russian Redshirt?
A: Tying a knot in a rope reduces it strenth by 50%.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I wonder why the rope I tried to use to rescue the shuttle broke? I seriously think we need to get a tractor beam installed the next time we are back at Earth.
A: For the last time...Cars do not fly[/colorost_uid0] |
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