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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: 17, I'm telepathic. What is it about you and Delenn you don't want me to know?
A: Meeheehee...[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
#1702
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Quick, PK, do your Mini-Me impression!
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Twister.[/colorost_uid0] |
#1703
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What happens if a pack of Twisties mutate?
A: 17.[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
#1704
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's the Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything?
A: 42[/colorost_uid0]
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#1705
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What's Sa'ar's Answer to L, TU, and E, adjusted for inflation?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Candy![/colorost_uid0] |
#1706
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you want?
A: He's a magic man.[/colorost_uid0]
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#1707
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who is THAT, Naomi?
A: Dots[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
#1708
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you get when you shrink the clones of Data's cat?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Energy bars.[/colorost_uid0] |
#1709
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do Transformers eat between meals of energon cubes?
A: Ice cubes.[/colorost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them. |
#1710
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][censors first X-rated, Delenn related answer she thought of]
[bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you get when you freeze Borg ships? [bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] A terrible death.[/colorost_uid0] |
#1711
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What happens to those who breed tribbles?
A: Squashed spoo[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
#1712
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What gets shoved up the nose of those who kill those who breed tribbles?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Kosh.[/colorost_uid0] |
#1713
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you call a sockful of sand that spouts bewildered proclamations.
A: Kitsilano[/colorost_uid0]
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#1714
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q : what gets dropped on people who shove things up Klingon's noses
A: YAAAAAAAHHHHH![/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
#1715
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What sound does the Klingon who droppped Kitsilano make after the people she dropped said town on come back and haunt her for the rest of her life?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] John Sheridan is a looney potato![/colorost_uid0] |
#1716
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hi. I'm ambassador Delenn. You wished to say something?
A: Sa'ar and 17 are married.[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
#1717
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So what's new in that twisted, deluded virtuality that you live in, PK?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Noster Terminal, Superbono Robertus Pro Laitsoliduspanus.[/colorost_uid0] |
#1718
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Gibberish, please!
A: No way in hell.[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
#1719
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Can I deify you? Please? No? Alright, whatever you say...
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] La, la la... [That was "Our last, best hope for cheesecake" rendered in Latin...][/colorost_uid0] |
#1720
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is ( al al, al)prime?
A: hrmph. bored.[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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