Answer --> Question game

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: We're all going to the swimming at the pool. Wanna join?



A: Just as soon as you do.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How soon would you kill yourself to save humanity?

A: I shouldn't have told Sa'ar to save his own postcount back when I was going after Nan's.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why are you crying, catalina_marina?


A:Calculators are for wimps![/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You're trying to calculate the square root of 1118421781? Why not use a calculator?

A: Clean your mess. Now.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I'm the person who wrote time-travel into Voyager...



A: This guy said so.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How do you know the Cardassians are about to invade Federation space?

A: I'd run, but I see I'm surrounded...[/colorost_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So Neo, I have you now! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

A: Not now, I'm busy torturing this tribble to death[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Say, Gringar, er, Kodu, could you help me with my homework?

A: Cold outside, warm indoors, why do you think?[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Can you help me make William Shatner's toupee?


A: The sun set on the scene. Darn.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why are the players at the pub, and how do I fix this sock?

A: Fabricati diem, pvnc.[/colorost_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Something's going horribly wrong here. Quick, make a Discworld reference!

{Q: Delenn, why don't you go play outside? oints to airlock}
I hate it when I can't think of an answer fast enough

Q: You're wrong, the correct answer was 'the sunset on the scene'.
AARG!

A: Well hurry up then![/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You see, I want to take this boy out to the holodeck, but he's leaving in a day. What should I do?

A: You're all evil. And nuts.[/colorost_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Quit being sarcastic. And no stating the obvious either!

A: There there, Daddy'll get you another Illithid to play with.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Please prove my previous statement.

A: And the cloouuuuds are so niiiiiiiice...[/colorost_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Stop hallucinating too.

A: The paladin, who else?[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So someone has to sacrifice his life so that the rest of the party can survive. Who volunteers?

A: Try rebooting. It works sometimes.[/colorost_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So how do I get this lazy rogue to actually do something useful? I've already tried kicking him with my boot.

A: I'm not here right now, please leave a message after your inevitable death.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Captain, this is ensign Redshirt. Can you save--

A: I'm not here and I don't care what you have to say, so please leave a message after the non-existing beep.

Don't kick the rogue.[/colorost_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the message on the answering machine of a sociopath?

A: To torture or not to torture, that is the question.

Kick the rogue![/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS! Which reminds me of that question I thought up a couple of hours ago... Why are you doing this to me?

A: Don't you mean "To die or not to die"?[/colorost_uid0]