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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you think of those men over there, anyway?
A: You might want to hurry, or you'll be late for your date.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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Duh. [bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Gee, I've just been given the opportunity to nuke the headquarters of PsiCorps back to the Middle Ages! But damn, I have a dinner date with Lise in five minutes. John, what do you think? Time enough to nuke Bester to kingdom come? [bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Because my crystal ball said so.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why do you think you will be King of the World by tomorow at high noon?
A: Hi, I'm sane, go away.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: Hello. I'm here to take away all insane people and put them in special care houses so we can watch them closely and intervene with their personal life. Do you know any? A: Eek! Even tribbles are less scary than... THAT![/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Guess what? It's my birthday tomorrow and I'm having a Minbari-stripper-party! What do you think?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Nuts.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you know what that means? It means they're all getting naked!
A: John Sheridan isn't going to go anywhere. He'll stay right here, unfortunately.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: No, it cant be...the PAIN, oh the pain....NNOOOOOOO!
A: John ate a pie and got a little sick.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hi, Mrs. Sheridan. Is John coming for Delenn's birthday party tonight?
A: Just do it.[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How can you ask me to even consider that? I can't go pick up John Sheridan, I hate him!
A: Everybody's saying so, so it has to be true[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Is it true that Minbari can't eat chocolate, otherwise they turn purple and float to the ceiling?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] My dog disagrees with you.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Chili tastes great.
A: He does? Well in that case... I don't care.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why is Porthos going on my lawn?
A:Cice Natch! ((oh well, it works with either question))[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Why are you switching the lirst fetter of everything you--OOF!
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] The raindrops! The RAINDROPS![/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Sorry,I can't hear you. What's falling on your head?
A: Breep Breep[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Computer, the Klingons are coming! the Klingons are coming!
{{Q: Mr Burns's plant now produces the highest acid rain per capita! Let's ask Homer how he feels...}} A: I like rain, I like autumn, I like to scare people on Tuesday.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I don't like bullies, I don't like threats and I don't like you. What do [bost_uid0][iost_uid0]you[/iost_uid0][/bost_uid0] like?
A: Nyah nyah[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So you won the Shadow War, John. Stop sniggering. I said STOP SNIGGERING!
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] JOHN SHERIDAN, YOU'RE A DEAD MAN![/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Ummm... Delenn.... Would you mind very much if I , hypothetically speaking, of course, urm... [iost_uid0]accidentally[/iost_uid0] dropped your teddy bear out of an airlock?
A: fwicking wabbits.Can't pwonounce "w"s to save their hairwee bwutts.[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Mr. Garibaldi? Mr. Garibaldi? Are you alwight?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] This has got to stop. NOW![/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Delenn, I accidentally dropped Kosh out of a airlock... Would you mind If I told you it was your teddy bear, not the Ambassador?
A: BMI 25 is too High![/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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