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Old 09-24-2003, 07:07 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So, I'm in love with this guy... And I'm watching him from a distance with my friends... But he doesn't notice... What should I do?

A: There's nothing wrong with moving up the ladder of postcount, as long as you don't pass me.

According to my Binas book nitro is NO2

[quoteost_uid0]Q: Don't give up...you *might* reclaim your spot as #2. Maybe.[/quoteost_uid0]
I will. However, my guess is, you won't be first anymore.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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Old 09-24-2003, 07:26 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You're going *down*!

A: Big things come in shrink-wrapped packages.

[quoteost_uid0]According to my Binas book nitro is NO2[/quoteost_uid0]

*mutter* I was afraid of that. Thought it bonded through the third O. My memory is like Swiss cheese.

[quoteost_uid0]I will. However, my guess is, you won't be first anymore.[/quoteost_uid0]

Words. Gonna take a lot more of 'em to back up your claim *g*[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 09:36 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Is that Deep Space 9? It looks so small from this distance.

A: Well first, I'm going to kill pkyyr so 17 won't post that much, then I will make Neo keep his promise of kidnapping Sa'ar with me. Neo not being a threat anymore anyway, I will be queen of the fora. MWAHAHAHA!

I just have to pass one of you, and let 17 make sure it isn't her. [/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 09-24-2003, 10:03 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What crazy scheme are you plotting now?

A: Don't give my no hand-me-down world.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 10:56 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Quick, give me something I can stare at for hours and still not make any sense of the grammar in it.

A: Relax Sa'ar, I won't be the one to push you back to second place after all.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 09-25-2003, 12:32 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:I'm not Sa'ar...




A: Another Redshirt.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] 17, I heard you were going to transform Catalina Marina into something to stop her from reclaiming her postcount! What is it? A slug? A toy boat? No, worse? What?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] [bost_uid0]MUAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA![/bost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: The enthusiasm with which you've been getting into your "punishing avenger" frame of mind is kinda starting to disturb me--



A: Um, I think you're in the wrong thread.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-25-2003, 04:46 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hi, my name is John Sheridan, and I seem to have a Tribble fetish--


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-25-2003, 04:49 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why's the reactor glowing like that?

A: The ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-25-2003, 05:22 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So you're saying I need this particular enhancement because--

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Blue potato chips.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-25-2003, 05:27 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's under the couch?

A: Ow! Pointy. Ew! Slimy. Aaah! Moving![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-25-2003, 05:30 AM
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Q: If you can't see it, try to feel it. Now what do you think it is?

A: Does it matter?[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 09-25-2003, 05:34 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What's the difference between methylating the third residue and de-acetylating the fourth residue of the histone H3?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] The long, slow slide into fanaticism.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-25-2003, 05:48 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: OK, we've watched the entire series back to back, we've debated the merits of every trivial technical detail, and we've mocked the lead character. What now?

A: In a room where you do what you don't confess

(I should probably play these games with the radio off)[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-25-2003, 05:52 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Where do you think we should have this [CENSOREDCENSOREDCENSOREDCENSORED] with the chocolate fudge, the cherries and Delenn?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I'm useless, but not for long. The future is coming on.


(Me too, Sa'ar, me too.)[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 09-25-2003, 05:56 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How do you plan to knock Sa'ar off your desired spot? And don't go all cryptic on me now.

A: Well, no but... Wait, I'm not done talking yet![/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 09-26-2003, 12:42 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Do you love me? No? Ah, shut up, you're useless.


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] It's a reversible reaction. Don't worry.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-26-2003, 12:44 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q; Ahhh! My eyes! My eyes are melting!

A: Where you're in love with a beautiful woman...[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] John Sheridan fell off that cliff? WHY? Wasn't he looking where he was going?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] The dissocciated form of the ammonium ion.[/colorost_uid0]
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