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Old 09-24-2003, 11:18 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] If the Borg assimilated the morons who were responsible for the color schemes of the B5 DVD box sets, what would be the result?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Weapons of mass destruction.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 11:26 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What should Leola Root Stew be classified as?

A: Mashed Potatoes[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 11:30 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you get when you put the male part of the Enterprise crew into a blender?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Broken glass.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 11:33 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q : What happens when a beautifully life-like crystal representation of a tribble is given to Worf?

A: Silver Spoons[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 11:38 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What is the ideal gift to nasty relatives who are secretly hoping for your death so that they can inherit your property?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] A pair of Dead Minbari[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 11:40 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q : What happens when two boneheaded lovers' parents refuse to let them marry?

A: Spots[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 11:45 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you get when you clone Data's cat multiple times?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] George Bush and Saddam Hussein.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 11:48 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What happens when a pair of gay lovers have a spat?

A: Stir-fried olives[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 11:53 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What is Neelix's brain made of?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Bamboo poles.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 11:57 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What are some dancing props Vulcans secretly use but never let anyone know about?

( Refers poledancing, for all you innocent people out there.)

A: Plasma[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 12:01 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] My god! Ensign Kim looks terrible! What did he eat for breakfast today?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I don't know, but it's got eight legs and it's advancing on us... very... quickly...


(Vulcans POLEDANCING? Even if it were T'Pol... that's a disturbing thought.)[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 12:06 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Is that the Chinese Dragon Dance troop that we are hiring?
(Dragon dance is a chinese dance in which people cloister themself under a long blanket and prance around)

A: Mothballs, dammit! I need mothballs![/colorost_uid0]

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Old 09-24-2003, 12:09 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Whoa, Sub-Commander! I love the new, er, openings in your uniform! How did you do that?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I am the Nancing Queen! Young and sweet! Only five hundred and seventeen![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 12:14 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What does Tuvok love to sing in the shower?

A: Pancakes[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 12:24 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you get when you mix the Greek god of music with butter, eggs, sugar and flour?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cherry, chocolate and candy.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 12:28 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the name of Tuvok 's, Harry's and Paris's Secret band?

A: Bad boy!No biscuit![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 12:32 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Delenn, I accidentally spaced your teddy bear. Will you forgive me?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] The makings of a major disaster.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you get when Neelix and Janeway decide to cook a buffet for everyone?

A: Hair[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-24-2003, 02:44 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did Picard leave his job with the borg?

A: I have no hope anymore.

[quoteost_uid0]Q: C6H5O7N2[/quoteost_uid0]
Wouldn't that be C6H4O5N2?[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 09-24-2003, 06:42 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Don't give up...you *might* reclaim your spot as #2. Maybe.

A: Good things come to those who go out and seize them.

[quoteost_uid0]Wouldn't that be C6H4O5N2? [/quoteost_uid0]

2,4-dinitrophenol, yes? 2 nitro groups (NO3) and an OH group on a benzene ri...aw, crap. Yeah, H4. This is what I get trying to draw it in my head. O7 stands, at least until I check my textbooks. Been a while since I took organic chem.[/colorost_uid0]
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