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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: "You will know pain. You will know fear. Then you will die." Hmm. Strange letter. Anything else in the envelope?
A: Mmmmmm....[/colorost_uid0]
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#1462
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Stop quoting G'Kar when I'm trying to kiss you, you moron!
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Alkane. Alkyne. Nevermyne.[/colorost_uid0] |
#1463
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you get when you combine humane with 1-I-1-ORN-flying propyl people ether?
A: Exotic aliens.[/colorost_uid0]
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#1464
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Whoah. This soup sure tastes great! What is it made of?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Delenn.[/colorost_uid0] |
#1465
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who's my chief rival?
A: 1495, Columbus made it back alive.[/colorost_uid0]
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#1466
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Quick, give me a historical rhyme!
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Gender Awareness Week.[/colorost_uid0] |
#1467
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is going to be the next theme on 5mv?
A: Perfectly Normal Beasts[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
#1468
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] And what, exactly, is this Gender Awareness Week going to feature?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Buffered saline.[/colorost_uid0] |
#1469
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: My coffee tastes strange. What did you put it in?
A: Martha Stewart.[/colorost_uid0]
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#1470
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] DNA fingerprinting led to [iost_uid0]who[/iost_uid0] being implicated as Patrick Stewart's long-lost sister?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] The raindrops.[/colorost_uid0] |
#1471
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What keeps hammering on my poor abused head?
A: Vietnamese script.[/colorost_uid0]
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#1472
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] "Von Truangh Mun--WHA?" What the hell is up with the latest episode of Enterprise?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Highway 51.[/colorost_uid0] |
#1473
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What road do I take to get to Starfleet Headquarters?
A: Ostrich Eggs and Pig Tongues[/colorost_uid0] |
#1474
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Neelix, what's the special today?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Simple linear regression.[/colorost_uid0] |
#1475
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How do you know a show is going down the tubes fast?
A: Next time on Fear Factor...Tribbles![/colorost_uid0] |
#1476
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] How do you know when John Sheridan has taken over reality TV programming?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Annoying buzzes.[/colorost_uid0] |
#1477
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you call those irritating haircuts you get when you enlist in the army?
A: Bungee[/colorost_uid0]
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#1478
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So, Kosh, when you said "JumP" back there at Z'Ha'Dum, what did you REALLY mean?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Ouch.[/colorost_uid0] |
#1479
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: *poke*
A: Citrical[/colorost_uid0]
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#1480
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You must be dreaming again.
A: The Queens of Kings, then the King of Jokers[/colorost_uid0] |
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