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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Its been quiet around here without John Sheridan. Where did he go?

A: Get some Xist, you will love the taste.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-16-2003, 11:54 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: My tongue feels like an ashtray.

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You're losing...are you sure you want to continue playing Star Trek cribbage?


A: Jack Sparrow will sing, and a light will cast on The One Rum.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So, Commander Sinclair... what aspect of Earth's dominant religious belief system will you be showcasing to the alien ambassadors?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I don't know.... my bones are being leached out through my skin... what do you think?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you stick your arm in this vat of hydrofluoric acid?

A: Tripping the light fantastic.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Oy! What are you doing sticking your leg into that laser display?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Are you serious? This is the woman who made the Durian Massacres look like a joke![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are you by any chance watching Deathwalker right now?

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Old 09-17-2003, 08:08 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] The Forest of Fangorn is coming my way! What should I do?



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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What does John Sheridan dream of in his nightmares?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Lobster bisque.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's your favourite dish?

A: You brought back John Sheridan! Now you must die![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: John S...

A: Captain, perhaps the coordinates of the planet are of where it was a couple of days ago. You do know planets revolve around a sun, right?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where did the planet go? It was right here five days ago!

A: It's supposed to colaps within the next six minutes.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why is the sun getting brighter? I didnt get a memo

A: The secret chef on the Enterprise is actually Neelix, but they dont want you to know that.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why doesn't anyone ever call Enterprise's chef by his name? And why does his food taste so terrible?

A: You know about that? How could that be?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Catalina, will you tell me why you kissed John Sheridan yesterday? Don't you know he already has a wife?

A: Captain, the weather report calls for 50% chance of ion storms, 20% chance for isolated anonolies, and 100% chance of Chakotay crashing a shuttle today.[/colorost_uid0]
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A: Oh, I think if he was any hotter I'de burn up![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: John seems to be glowing? Wanna cooks some smores on him?

A: Well, looks like dinner is on the house, er I mean the ceiling.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What's that godawful smell? Don't tell me Neelix is cooking dinner again!



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] A scientist.[/colorost_uid0]
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