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08-27-2003, 06:15 AM
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 ost_uid0]Q: Ensign, why are you pointing a loaded pink fluffy bow and chocolate arrow at me?A: The 50's were a mistake, but it seems like they were doomed to last only 10 years![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 
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#1123
08-27-2003, 08:47 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: I found this time travel thingy... Wanna come with me to the 50's?A: Well, yeah, but the galaxy would explode in your face which would blind you for a couple of hours.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1124
08-27-2003, 04:37 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Can we go to the Restrant at the End of the galaxy, Pleeeeeeeeease!A:I tried that but it just exploded.[/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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#1125
08-27-2003, 05:05 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: You must go to Milliways and save that poor universe!A: Do you have a better idea?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-27-2003, 07:38 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Are you sure strapping the grenade to your forehead is the optimal course of action?A: The movie being shot outside my window.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1127
08-27-2003, 11:55 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Where are there explosions coming from?A: The movie sucked just like the black hole in the movie[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#1128
08-28-2003, 12:04 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: So how was the new John Travolta film?A: An hour early and with a penny to spare! Wowzers![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#1129
08-28-2003, 12:06 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: so what did you think of the knew sciance fiction flick "return form the black hole"A: Somehow i was hopeing for something with a little more ... whats the word im thinking of... oh yeah, tact[/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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08-28-2003, 01:45 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I don't get it. What's wrong with sending out rejection letters which run "YOU SUCK! You suck the singularities out of a black hole, so great is the magnitude of your suckage! Please go get a life and a sense of reality for god's sake!" all over them?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Erm.[/colorost_uid0]
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08-28-2003, 01:47 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What's the cgs unit for energy?A: Actually, it wasn't a movie, it was a commercial for health insurance or band or something. (Yes, Taya, I've left ICQ on at work again.)[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1132
08-28-2003, 01:51 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So, what did you think of the latest James Bond movie?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Oh great. Now I have TWO lunatics on my hands!(It's 17! [b ost_uid0]17![/bost_uid0] Why doesn't anyone get the fact that my name is 17?!)[/colorost_uid0]
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#1133
08-28-2003, 05:34 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: The nutcase in the padded room has divided asexually.A: My Big Fat Grssk Wedding (No, that isn't a typo) [quote ost_uid0]It's 17! 17! Why doesn't anyone get the fact that my name is 17?[/quoteost_uid0]Maybe because the 17 has "Taya" before it, and nobody pays attention to numbers at the end?[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1134
08-28-2003, 06:11 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What's a totally original film about a Klingon woman who looks for a human husband, eh?A: My Kyoto Prelude is a solar/water/wind/electic hybrid, so dont mock, you oxygen-hating loser![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#1135
08-28-2003, 01:00 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Dude, what is up with that weird looking alien thingy that you have sitting on your roof?A: You are making me angry. Now I am turning blue and getting smaller.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#1136
08-28-2003, 01:09 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: So, when you get angry, you turn into a lego block? Couldn't you find something more, I don't know, dangerous?A: I know what you need. You need faith of the heart.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1137
08-28-2003, 01:23 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: I think my faith keeps leaking out. You got any patches that would stop the leaking?A: Windows XP3020[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#1138
08-28-2003, 01:37 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What will the next version of windows be called, after the second dark ages which will completely shut down all computers for about a thousand years?A: Only about everything I ever had.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1139
08-28-2003, 03:22 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: have you ever eaten anything that tasted like chicken?A: Don't buy it! next year you'll just have to upgrade to windows XP3021[/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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#1140
08-29-2003, 12:06 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hmmmm... the Great Machine needs a new operating system. Do you think we should get Windows XP3000 for Mr. Morden?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.[/colorost_uid0]
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