Answer --> Question game

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Captain, I do not understand your need to teach me these... 'nursery rhymes'. What is the cultural significance of such compositions?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] You do the hokey pokey and you give a little shout...[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How do you want me to call for Tom Paris to get him out of the holodeck?

A: Take this bag and call me in the morning[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Doctor! I'm puking my intestines out! What should I do?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] That exploding sound didn't sound good.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Ack! My ass just exploded! Am I ok?

A: If I had designed this ship, I would have put the mess hall next to the bridge and serve the bridge crew through my window.[/colorost_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's next on Starship Cannibal?

A: hot dawg![/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] John, you have now the opportunity for galactic domination, immortality in name and the chance to gain millions of followers who will worship you at your feet. But first, you must answer a question. What do you want?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Awww, don't cry, it's not as bad as it seems![/colorost_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Waaggghhh! I'm dead! Can't I please come back to life?

A: trip, kersplaaaat![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So I was asking Archer if he wanted to go out with T'Pol while on vacation, and do you know what he said?



A: All play and no work make John a lazy boy.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Gee, I've kinda noticed that Captain Sheridan has put on fifty pounds in the past two months and now resembles a plodding ball of lard. Why, I wonder?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Bad human! No biscuit![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did the Vulcans really say when they first landed on Earth?

A: So you are saying that this probe travelled all this way and gave them the pie recipe, which then caused their planet to go backwards?[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I believe this planet is in a time flux, possibly caused by an experiment to massivily probe space with nuclear radiation. Do you understand?



A: There are 47 or 17 of these, and they all say pie.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What happens when you count these using New Math?

A: We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Before we go any farther, I have to know something: Did you really cross that bridge behind you?

A. Actually, Charles [iost_uid0]is[/iost_uid0] a clock.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I should tell Charles that I saw a clock named after him.

A: We demand that we may or may not be Vroomfondel.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What are your demands so that you wont kill me off in some explosion, alien body takeover, or Chakotay shuttle chash?

A: So I go left, then right, then down, then I turn around and go to warp. Cant I just point the ship and go straight?[/colorost_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So the aliens told you how to get back to Earth? Follow the instructions to the letter!

A: Get off the pink motorbike![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: There was this big concert, but all the information I could get was that it was Pink, and I was, duh, everything is pink, but what's the BAND name, so I got annoyed and stole this motorcycle.



A: Stop it or I'll be forced to use The Forbidden Words![/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Abso-frelling-lutely, dammit![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0](Great minds think alike)

Q: Captain, Are we ok? Are we? What about now?

(Ill keep the question, lol)

A: Its on the other side of the planet with the rest of the moons[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey, where did my dream-moon go to? It was just on the viewscreen a moment ago!




[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I but, you but, he or she buts....


(But, come to think of it... the incessant strings of 'are we there yet' sort of fit my answer as well, except that a few well-placed "THWAP!"ing sounds are missing...)[/colorost_uid0]