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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q; Okay, so like, I think Dave likes Trina, but he's like, soooo pretending he likes Rick, he even ducttaped him to his bed right, but its so obvios, and I mean, I like Dave and Rick, so I'm all like, AAAAA stop it, let me have one already, and now its just wierd, cus Trina wants to go out with Dave but she knows I would too and so she wont make a move and Im all like okay so my question is, should I duct tape Dave AND Rick to the bed next time I'm over and just see who responds to me the best?
A: I think that the use of that word must be made mandatory.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you mean, you're passing a Bill which stipulates that everybody has to use the word 'pie' in a sentence at least once?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Use the Force, Luke! Use the Force![/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Luke Wilson: So people keep mistaking me for my brother, what should I do to stop it?
A: 666 Heckraiser Ave, Jack@ss City, Meany Province, ReallyStupidInsults, Planet Stupid.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So you know George W. Bush's REAL address? Spill!
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] So long, farewell, it's time to say goodbye...[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: It's been a lovely evening, but the night is still young. I know! I can show you my vacation slides from my trip to the box factory.
A: Money makes ze vorld go round, ze vorld go round, ze vorld go round...[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey Londo, did you say you found this song that Human parents sing to kids everywhere? Let's hear it!
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Oh, it's just a passing FAD...[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: This ingestion of raw nutrients through the oral cavity the mortals are practicing...what's your opinion of it?
A: Stupid Telus[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do grammatically-challenged morons say when they want someone to spill his deepest, darkest secrets?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Meet my cofactor, coenzyme Q...[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What are you doing with that dog? And I don't mean the puppy.
A: My eyes adored you, though I never laid a hand on you.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Sa'ar, my life's too normal right now. Can you please weird me out?
A: No, really, I never would have guessed.[/colorost_uid0]
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: There ARE four lights! Not Five! Four! But I guess you would have guessed that, right?
A: George Bush didnt get it.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: We have a spare brain left over. Who didn't receive their delivery?
A: After a grueling four-hour workday, it's time for my two-hour commute. I need a real home.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Chakotay, why are you grumbling? The turbolift's just broken down and we all have to walk back to our quarters, that's all...
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I will not watch the ocean; no earthly ships will ever bring him home again.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, its your turn to watch for Captain Kirk return to earth in the Klingon Ship.
A: Rolling Blackouts will occur on Voyager today, so get your coffee now.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What does the Plot Bunny Wheel of DOOM have for us today, and what do we need to prepare for it?
A: Candy canes and piano books, dude![/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: And what will we be needing for your next disturbing christmas-party game?
A: Don't talk to them, they'll eat you![/colorost_uid0]
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oh look over there, purple tribbles!
A: Please report to the mess hall for the Recall Election for Transporter Room Operator[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Leut. O'Brian: Where do I go with these 200 redshirts and this tall, muscular Austrian guy?
A: Welcome to *zzzzzzzzzshhhhhhh*. In case of emergency, please *bbbbbbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzs* your *garblegarblegarble* and *eeeeeeeeeeeeee* with *bzzzzzzz* to the *zzzzzzzzzhhhhhhssssssssshhhhhhhhh*.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So why exactly is this airline so cheap?
A: Yes. No. Maybe. Oh, I don't know![/colorost_uid0]
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So are you saying that you are changing your mind again?
A: Spock, Row Row Row Your Boat is a great song, so join in.[/colorost_uid0] |
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