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Old 08-14-2003, 09:57 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q; Okay, so like, I think Dave likes Trina, but he's like, soooo pretending he likes Rick, he even ducttaped him to his bed right, but its so obvios, and I mean, I like Dave and Rick, so I'm all like, AAAAA stop it, let me have one already, and now its just wierd, cus Trina wants to go out with Dave but she knows I would too and so she wont make a move and Im all like okay so my question is, should I duct tape Dave AND Rick to the bed next time I'm over and just see who responds to me the best?

A: I think that the use of that word must be made mandatory.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-14-2003, 10:01 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you mean, you're passing a Bill which stipulates that everybody has to use the word 'pie' in a sentence at least once?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Use the Force, Luke! Use the Force![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-14-2003, 10:04 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Luke Wilson: So people keep mistaking me for my brother, what should I do to stop it?


A: 666 Heckraiser Ave, Jack@ss City, Meany Province, ReallyStupidInsults, Planet Stupid.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-14-2003, 10:08 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So you know George W. Bush's REAL address? Spill!



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] So long, farewell, it's time to say goodbye...[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-14-2003, 05:48 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: It's been a lovely evening, but the night is still young. I know! I can show you my vacation slides from my trip to the box factory.

A: Money makes ze vorld go round, ze vorld go round, ze vorld go round...[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-15-2003, 12:12 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey Londo, did you say you found this song that Human parents sing to kids everywhere? Let's hear it!



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Oh, it's just a passing FAD...[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-15-2003, 12:41 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: This ingestion of raw nutrients through the oral cavity the mortals are practicing...what's your opinion of it?

A: Stupid Telus[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-15-2003, 12:48 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do grammatically-challenged morons say when they want someone to spill his deepest, darkest secrets?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Meet my cofactor, coenzyme Q...[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-15-2003, 07:07 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What are you doing with that dog? And I don't mean the puppy.

A: My eyes adored you, though I never laid a hand on you.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-15-2003, 12:46 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Sa'ar, my life's too normal right now. Can you please weird me out?

A: No, really, I never would have guessed.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: There ARE four lights! Not Five! Four! But I guess you would have guessed that, right?



A: George Bush didnt get it.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-15-2003, 10:57 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: We have a spare brain left over. Who didn't receive their delivery?

A: After a grueling four-hour workday, it's time for my two-hour commute. I need a real home.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-16-2003, 12:28 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Chakotay, why are you grumbling? The turbolift's just broken down and we all have to walk back to our quarters, that's all...



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I will not watch the ocean; no earthly ships will ever bring him home again.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-17-2003, 01:43 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, its your turn to watch for Captain Kirk return to earth in the Klingon Ship.

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Old 08-18-2003, 02:17 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What does the Plot Bunny Wheel of DOOM have for us today, and what do we need to prepare for it?


A: Candy canes and piano books, dude![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-18-2003, 02:39 AM
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A: Don't talk to them, they'll eat you![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-18-2003, 03:12 AM
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Old 08-18-2003, 09:35 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Leut. O'Brian: Where do I go with these 200 redshirts and this tall, muscular Austrian guy?



A: Welcome to *zzzzzzzzzshhhhhhh*. In case of emergency, please *bbbbbbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzs* your *garblegarblegarble* and *eeeeeeeeeeeeee* with *bzzzzzzz* to the *zzzzzzzzzhhhhhhssssssssshhhhhhhhh*.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 08-18-2003, 10:29 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So why exactly is this airline so cheap?

A: Yes. No. Maybe. Oh, I don't know![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-18-2003, 04:25 PM
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