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Come one, come all, it's caroling time...
On ST.com, a bunch of us got together and wrote a little something for Christmas time...
So may I present to you, The 12 Days of Star Trek. After this, someone can pick a new Christmas carol and we can all ST-fy it, and so on and so forth. Long post warning! :P On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A starship in a black hole! On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 2 birds-of-prey, and a starship in a black hole! On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 3 warp cores breaching, 2 birds-of-prey, and a starship in a black hole! On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 4 androids, 3 warp cores breaching, 2 birds-of-prey, and a starshipo in a black hole! On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 5 TRANSWARP HUUUUUUBS! 4 androids, 3 warp cores breaching, 2 birds-of-prey, and a starship in a black hole! On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 6 blood pies, 5 TRANSWARP HUUUUUUBS! 4 androids, 3 warp cores breaching, 2 birds-of-prey, and a starship in a black hole! On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Seven's nanoprobes, 6 blood pies 5 TRANSWARP HUUUUUUBS! 4 androids, 3 warp cores breaching, 2 birds-of-prey, and a starship in a black hole! On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 8 phaser rifles, Seven's nanoprobes, 6 blood pies, 5 TRANSWARP HUUUUUUBS! 4 androids, 3 warp cores breaching, 2 birds-of-prey, and a starship in a black hole! On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 9 Hirogen hunters, 8 phaser rifles, Seven's nanoprobes, 6 blood pies, 5 TRANSWARP HUUUUUUBS! 4 androids, 3 warp cores breaching, 2 birds-of-prey, and a starship in a black hole! On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 10 replicators, 9 Hirogen hunters, 8 phaser rifles, Seven's nanoprobes, 6 blood pies, 5 TRANSWARP HUUUUUUBS! 4 androids, 3 warp cores breaching, 2 birds-of-prey, and a starship in a black hole! On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 11 holodecks, 10 replicators, 9 Hirogen hunters, 8 phaser rifles, Seven's nanoprobes, 6 blood pies, 5 TRANSWARP HUUUUUUBS! 4 androids, 3 warp cores breaching, 2 birds-of-prey, and a starship in a black hole! On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 12 'shippers squealing, 11 holodecks, 10 replicators, 9 Hirogen hunters, 8 phaser rifles, Seven's nanoprobes, 6 blood pies, 5 TRANSWARP HUUUUUUBS! 4 androids, 3 warp cores breaching, 2 birds-of-prey, and a starship in a black hooooooooooooole!
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