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Old 12-05-2004, 10:07 PM
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Default Come one, come all, it's caroling time...

On ST.com, a bunch of us got together and wrote a little something for Christmas time...

So may I present to you,

The 12 Days of Star Trek. After this, someone can pick a new Christmas carol and we can all ST-fy it, and so on and so forth.

Long post warning! :P

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
A starship in a black hole!

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
2 birds-of-prey,
and a starship in a black hole!

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
3 warp cores breaching,
2 birds-of-prey,
and a starship in a black hole!

On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
4 androids,
3 warp cores breaching,
2 birds-of-prey,
and a starshipo in a black hole!

On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
5 TRANSWARP HUUUUUUBS!
4 androids,
3 warp cores breaching,
2 birds-of-prey,
and a starship in a black hole!

On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
6 blood pies,
5 TRANSWARP HUUUUUUBS!
4 androids,
3 warp cores breaching,
2 birds-of-prey,
and a starship in a black hole!

On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Seven's nanoprobes,
6 blood pies
5 TRANSWARP HUUUUUUBS!
4 androids,
3 warp cores breaching,
2 birds-of-prey,
and a starship in a black hole!

On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
8 phaser rifles,
Seven's nanoprobes,
6 blood pies,
5 TRANSWARP HUUUUUUBS!
4 androids,
3 warp cores breaching,
2 birds-of-prey,
and a starship in a black hole!

On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
9 Hirogen hunters,
8 phaser rifles,
Seven's nanoprobes,
6 blood pies,
5 TRANSWARP HUUUUUUBS!
4 androids,
3 warp cores breaching,
2 birds-of-prey,
and a starship in a black hole!

On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
10 replicators,
9 Hirogen hunters,
8 phaser rifles,
Seven's nanoprobes,
6 blood pies,
5 TRANSWARP HUUUUUUBS!
4 androids,
3 warp cores breaching,
2 birds-of-prey,
and a starship in a black hole!


On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
11 holodecks,
10 replicators,
9 Hirogen hunters,
8 phaser rifles,
Seven's nanoprobes,
6 blood pies,
5 TRANSWARP HUUUUUUBS!
4 androids,
3 warp cores breaching,
2 birds-of-prey,
and a starship in a black hole!

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
12 'shippers squealing,
11 holodecks,
10 replicators,
9 Hirogen hunters,
8 phaser rifles,
Seven's nanoprobes,
6 blood pies,
5 TRANSWARP HUUUUUUBS!
4 androids,
3 warp cores breaching,
2 birds-of-prey,
and a starship in a black hooooooooooooole!
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