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Old 04-10-2006, 10:22 PM
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Q: When did Zuke rear his head?


A: Oh oh.
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Old 04-10-2006, 11:56 PM
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Old 04-11-2006, 01:36 PM
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A: When Birnham would doth come to Dunsinane!
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Old 04-11-2006, 08:19 PM
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A: Legs O Lass.
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Old 04-11-2006, 10:49 PM
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A: He's dead, Jim.
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Old 04-12-2006, 05:56 PM
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A: Quite. Well, not quite.
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Old 04-12-2006, 09:38 PM
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A: OUCH! That hurt!
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Old 04-15-2006, 02:35 PM
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Old 04-15-2006, 09:16 PM
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Old 04-16-2006, 05:33 PM
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A: Leola Root Stew...Yeuch!
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A: Certainly sir. Would you like a little whine with that cheese?

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A: Uh oh...
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Old 04-16-2006, 08:49 PM
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A: No. No. And no. But yes. And definately no.

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A: Well, I did have a few gadgets he probably didn't, like a teaspoon and an open mind.
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Old 04-16-2006, 09:12 PM
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Old 04-17-2006, 01:27 PM
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Old 04-17-2006, 03:36 PM
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