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Old 03-08-2006, 03:20 PM
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Q: isnt it dangerous to stand on a cliff that close to the edge?


A: no I have seen it .... AAAAAHHH!
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Old 03-08-2006, 07:46 PM
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Old 03-08-2006, 09:38 PM
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Q: Erm losty...you haven't just eaten the whole scene decoration have you? Of that one film you know...what was it called?

A: No I don't mind at all.
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Old 03-08-2006, 09:53 PM
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Q: Do you mind when I use obscure idiomatic expressions?

A: It's like those aliens from Next Gen. You know, oh, what was their name....T-something.
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:12 AM
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Q: So how are "The Others" on LOST really like?

A: Yah, I know someone who almost ate a fake plastic chocolate theatre prop...said it hurt...
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Old 03-09-2006, 03:15 PM
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A: But if it was you....that makes me sad.
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A: Odd that is.
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Old 03-09-2006, 11:24 PM
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A: Look out!
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Old 03-10-2006, 02:31 AM
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Q: Were you expecting that?

A: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Q: Sir, we left the Starbase with out our primary plot device! What do we do?

A: Ruuuun!
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A: Hmmm... somehow I can't help but feel were really not in all that much danger.
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A: Think outside the box!
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