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12-06-2005, 05:55 AM
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Q: What's the singular of Dangi?
A: I'm going to have to write you a ticket.
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#5262
12-06-2005, 10:47 PM
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Q: Are you sure I was speeding?
A: Nope, this is a 300,000 kmps zone.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5263
12-07-2005, 12:29 AM
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Q: Captain Kirk, you're speeding!
A: The age of Aquarius.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5264
12-07-2005, 04:23 AM
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Q: What is this year, according to the new Astrology Calender?
A: Libra.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5265
12-08-2005, 09:20 AM
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Q: I have a can full of nails..can you tell me a way to count them fast?
A: reading reading lalala.
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#5266
12-08-2005, 10:39 PM
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Q: Seen any good books lately?
A: Worf.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5267
12-09-2005, 01:02 AM
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Q: What can I do to get these cling-ons off my sweater?
A: ER.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5268
12-09-2005, 03:27 AM
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Q: Excuse me, m'am? I'm bleeding out of multiple orrifices and I don't know why. Where should I go?
A: Paging Doctor House.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5269
12-09-2005, 07:28 PM
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Q: Where's the looney?
A: Looooooooooneeeeeey!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#5270
12-09-2005, 07:48 PM
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Q: what was it you were looking for and drives you crazy?
A: yeah me too
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#5271
12-09-2005, 10:17 PM
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Q: You coming?
A: Where?
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#5272
12-09-2005, 11:10 PM
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Q: Are you going?
A: You don't know?
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5273
12-10-2005, 04:27 AM
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Q: What's my name?
A: Interesting?
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#5274
12-10-2005, 04:40 AM
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Q: Don't you find that interesting?
A: Must be amnesia.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5275
12-10-2005, 04:43 AM
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Q: I don't know you...
A: And that's why MY IQ is 200, and yours is only 110
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#5276
12-10-2005, 04:49 AM
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Q: Wait. You can recite the WHOLE periodic table?
A: Matlock.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5277
12-10-2005, 05:14 AM
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Q: Who's the cooler- Magnum PI or Matlock?
A: Murder, She Wrote.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5278
12-10-2005, 07:32 PM
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Q: What was she writing?
A: Do you always talk like that?
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5279
12-10-2005, 08:41 PM
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Q: Oooga Ooopa Oooola?
A: Jinkies
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#5280
12-11-2005, 06:07 AM
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Q: Oh no! Agents!
A: Not the Oompa Loompas!
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