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#5041
10-29-2005, 09:55 PM
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Q: So, did you want two large fries and a doublw cheeseburger?
A: Next window, please.
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#5042
10-29-2005, 10:14 PM
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Q: Are you open?
A: Trees, beautiful trees.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5043
10-29-2005, 11:07 PM
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Q: What do you want for your birthday?
A: That's amusing.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5044
10-29-2005, 11:23 PM
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Q: Did you hear that my 11-year old sister drew on the house?
A: Spring forward, Fall back.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5045
10-30-2005, 03:36 AM
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Q: So, what's your advice on life?
A: Nah, that's only for triangles.
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#5046
10-30-2005, 02:26 PM
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Q: Can we solve this trade dispute with the aid of pythagoras' theorems?
A: There is nothing in life as satisfying as, well.... I forget.
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#5048
10-30-2005, 06:17 PM
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I hate it when that happens. Stupid logout bug.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5049
10-31-2005, 05:30 AM
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Q: So, should I take option B and get two hogs and three chickens, or go with option A and get one hog, and five chickens?
A: C!
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#5050
10-31-2005, 05:58 AM
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Q: So you're the only member of the Continuim who doesn't call itself Q? What do you call yourself, then?
A: World Civ.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5051
10-31-2005, 11:00 AM
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Q: What's the most funnest course?
A: It's somewhere in the spooky, spooky flower meadow of DOOM
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5053
10-31-2005, 05:40 PM
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Q: Where the hell am I gonna get 1,000,000 spacebucks by tomorrow?
A: Pizza the Hut!
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#5055
10-31-2005, 09:56 PM
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That was me. Again.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5056
11-03-2005, 08:35 AM
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Q: What should I say to those who don't log in before posting? :P
A: Erm...sure.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5057
11-03-2005, 10:19 PM
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Q: hey have you missed me?
A: yes... definitely yes.
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#5058
11-04-2005, 09:42 AM
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Q: Do you miss being sane?
A: Um, no.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5059
11-04-2005, 12:40 PM
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Q: and you...have you ever been sane? :twisted:
A: no its german
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#5060
11-04-2005, 05:42 PM
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Q: Isn't Blitzkrieg cool?
A: SPAM!
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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