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03-26-2005, 05:39 AM
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Q: Why use duct tape when technobabble works better?
A: Oh look Chakotay, there is a nice big forrest on that planet
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#4342
03-26-2005, 10:37 AM
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Q: This planet looks boring-so many concrete buildings.
A: Hey, stop that!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4343
03-27-2005, 04:43 PM
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Q: (pokes Opium constantly on the arm) Are we nearly there yet?
A: The answer is.................is...............FORTY-TWO!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4344
03-27-2005, 06:08 PM
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Q: what the frell are you poking opium for?
A: I know it was wrong but I have once seen kirk doing it...  ops:
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03-27-2005, 08:34 PM
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Q: Why did you just put that tribble on your head?
A: Stop poking me, or I will THWAP you with...with...a...um...hmm...with a frozen bag of peas!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4346
03-27-2005, 09:37 PM
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Q: Mwahaha! Am I irritating you yet?
A: Oh, I've tried walking sideways, and walking to the front - but people just look at me, and say "It's a publicity stunt!" So I'm walking backwards for christmas......
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4347
03-27-2005, 11:03 PM
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Q: Why are you walking backwards?
A: Oops, I forgot to tell him about the cliff
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#4348
03-28-2005, 03:29 AM
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Q: Hey Neo! What happens when I reach the - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
A: It was... uh... YOU!
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#4349
03-28-2005, 07:37 AM
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Q: Who are you painting these giant Borg murals with?
A: Hum.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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03-28-2005, 02:21 PM
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Q: say Hum.
A: I blame my Gameboy!
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#4351
03-29-2005, 04:04 AM
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Q: Why did you miss class today?
A: It's there.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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03-29-2005, 07:14 AM
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Q: I don't see the point of this conversation.
A: Nah, I will wait a couple more days before I tell him
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03-29-2005, 11:38 AM
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Q: Have you told You that you're right behind him yet?
A: What kind of crazy question is that?
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#4354
03-29-2005, 02:09 PM
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Q: I love lamp.
A: I'm in a glass case of emotion!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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03-30-2005, 11:29 AM
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Q: Did you see the entire Doctor Who series on an IMAX film the other day?
A: Actually, it's a frog
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#4357
03-30-2005, 11:50 AM
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Q: It's a bird! It'a plane! It's...what IS it?
A: 45 degrees celsius in the shade.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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03-31-2005, 06:13 AM
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Q. Say something to confuse an American.
 A. That can only be accomplished with corbomite. Or paperclips. Lots of paperclips.
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#4360
03-31-2005, 07:44 AM
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Q: This potato sack doesn't seem like a very nice prom dress. How is anyone supposed to wear it?
A: Very well, actually.
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