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Old 12-22-2004, 01:13 AM
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Q) so I take it the cubs are going to win this year?

A) RUN FOR YOUR INSIGNIFICANT LIFE! :twisted:
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Old 12-22-2004, 01:15 AM
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Q: Ack! Are you the Exterminator?


A: GAA-*5 minutes later*-AASP!
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Old 12-22-2004, 01:23 AM
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Q) Did you know the holy fiver came out?!

A) BONAZI!
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Old 12-22-2004, 01:24 AM
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Q: PREPARE TO DIE!


A: I think you need more memory.
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Old 12-22-2004, 01:26 AM
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Q) What was that?

A) No, IT"S THE MAN EATING VARIETY! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! TRIBBLES!
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Old 12-22-2004, 01:29 AM
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Q: Aw, tribbles! Look how cute! Can I keep one?

A: My God, Jim!
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Old 12-22-2004, 01:30 AM
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Q) Did that guy just vaporize Redshirt Kenny?
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Old 12-22-2004, 02:11 AM
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A: Quick! Jump behind the shipment of fivers!
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Old 12-22-2004, 03:00 AM
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Q: Zeke is updating! Where should I hide?

A: DOMINICK THE DONKEY (THE ITALIAN CHRISTMAS DONKEY)
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Old 12-22-2004, 03:02 AM
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A: A chistmas story.
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Old 12-22-2004, 08:39 AM
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Q: What was that old man in the red suit and hat talking about?


A: Rudolf the Red Nosed Police Officer
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Old 12-23-2004, 06:07 AM
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A: Trans-cript.
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Old 12-23-2004, 02:38 PM
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Q) What's the programming code for borg nodes?

A) So, I take it that you think this is a bad thing?
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Old 12-23-2004, 06:50 PM
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A: Yes, I believe it is.
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Old 12-23-2004, 09:42 PM
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A: It hasn't been invented yet!
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Old 12-24-2004, 12:21 AM
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Q) Where is the quantum technobabble generator!?

A) Sure, it'll be here. Two tuesdays from today.
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Old 12-24-2004, 12:35 AM
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A: Is that why you are wearing a crab as a hat?
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Old 12-24-2004, 11:24 PM
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A: Docked.
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Old 12-25-2004, 05:51 AM
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Q: So, where's the medical frigate?

A: Well...er...um...Merry Christmas?
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Old 12-25-2004, 10:11 AM
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Q: I didn't get any presents this year...or the year before...the year before that, we didn't even have food!

A: ops: Ask your father.
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