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11-21-2004, 01:41 AM
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Q: What was that guy with all that gold? Mr...
A: There is no blue gel in the sidelights! There is no red gel in the shin busters! There is no blue or red gel!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 
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#3662
11-21-2004, 07:19 AM
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Q: Spoon?
A: CHICKEN!
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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#3663
11-21-2004, 10:33 AM
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Q: What's the next Chinese year?
A: Unbelievable!
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Alexia: You have to laugh, or you'd kill yourself xD Lostoyannaya: Yes. Now take that noose off your neck and get down from the chair. IN THAT ORDER.
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#3664
11-21-2004, 01:28 PM
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Q: And then he said, so she said the he said to HER, then SHE said that he said that blah blah blah!
A: Oooh, if I could walk that way I could--sorry.
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#3665
11-21-2004, 09:49 PM
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Q: Can you walk that way for me?
A: Gah!
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#3666
11-22-2004, 12:47 AM
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Q: Um, you just patched the lighting system into the sound system, and now there's an electrical fire.
A: Don't touch the props the Klingons use!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3667
11-22-2004, 12:50 AM
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Q: OoOoo... shiny Bat'leth!
A: Ow! That's sharp!
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#3668
11-22-2004, 05:43 AM
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Q: Now this is a very sharp prop, don't touch it.
A: Oh?
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3669
11-22-2004, 07:25 PM
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Q: Aliens are invading!
A: Carmel.
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#3670
11-24-2004, 07:20 AM
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Q: Who?
A: You win!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3671
11-24-2004, 07:29 AM
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Q: I will guess 47
A: No, I said you win a Toy Yoda
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#3672
11-24-2004, 08:58 PM
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Q: So I won the new car?
A: Killer Robots From Venus
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The Zeke has faltered. You must bring the Restoration...The time of the Reckoning is at hand. It is the end...Or the beginning. The user formerly known as Itachi
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#3673
11-24-2004, 11:22 PM
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Q: So what is the alien of the week on "When Aliens Attack"
A: Didn't Zeke guest star on that show once?
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#3674
11-24-2004, 11:48 PM
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Q: Did you hear about "60 Minutes"? Apparently they're renaming the show to "5 Minutes". :?
A: Don't you WANT to go to Happy Piggy Land?
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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#3675
11-25-2004, 02:28 AM
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Q: I'de rather go to Euro Disney.
A: Here's a pink flower.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3676
11-25-2004, 04:06 AM
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Q: I need a pink flower
A: I wanted BLUE!
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#3677
11-25-2004, 05:30 AM
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Q: Pink flowers, then?
(you sound like my director in that last answer...) A: A lilac rose.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3678
11-25-2004, 06:45 AM
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Q: What would be a good present?
A: Really cool!
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#3679
11-25-2004, 07:31 AM
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Q: How is it outside?
A: Tickle Me Elmo, Teen Edition
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